Sep 23, 2017
Kobi: You're so white you think white bread is spicy.
Kobi: You're so white that at midnight on the first day of fall you drive out to Starbucks to get a pumpkin spice latte.
Kobi: You're so white you clap when airplanes land.
Kobi: You're so white you need do-overs with high-fives because you miss the first time.
Kobi: You're so white that if you stayed in school you'd have shot up at joint.
Kobi: You're so white you glow in the dark.
Felix: ... I'm just gonna stop asking people if they want a piece of gum from now on.