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Nemo: I bought you your favorite cereal.

Niall: Please stop buying me Lucky Charms.

Nemo: Well I'd buy you the chocolate ones but you're white as fuck and like, four inches long.

Nemo: Mmmmmm, Daddy, harderrrrrr-

Niall: Nemo why are you moaning at your reflection-

Nemo: Kobi, Christy from McDonald’s called to make sure you’re okay because she hasn’t seen your fat ass in a month. I told her you were dead.

Nemo: Wow, I feel happy

Nemo: Wait, never mind. It's just indigestion.

Nemo: I removed my ribs so I could suck my own dick.

Felix: ... I asked you if you wanted a piece of gum.

Ellie: I'm sending this back, there's too much salt.

Nemo: ...

Ellie: Don't you dare-

Nemo: I'm dark.

Kobi: You used to watch My Little Pony.

Nemo: *Casually walking by*

Nemo: *Real quiet*

Nemo: Hey Niall-

Nemo: ... You're magically delicious-

Niall: I'm going to exile you to a new timeline if you don't stop.

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