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Wait. People sell A.I. "Artwork" now as commissions??

How naïve am I that I just realized that this has become a thing??!

I know how hard real artists work to sell and create commissions. The thought of AI being used to make money via commissions in an already crowded market makes me pretty *bleeping* mad.

Please do not support these "businesses". It is one thing to use AI for personal fun, but it's another level to use it for profit.

It's pretty much the same thing as a book that was AI-generated from data scraped off Ao3 fanfics getting published and sold.

Please support and buy artwork from REAL ARTISTS who thoughtfully drew it for you from scratch (digital or traditionally) with their own hands. PLEASE.

Artificial "art" will never be as good as Real art. Never. We do not want our creative spaces flooded with ugly fake art because we failed to support real artists.

Artists struggle enough without having to deal with this kind of insult.

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Ninjaronpa!Jay: We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter! I wonder who it’s from! 

Letter: Pythor is planning on killing Cole and Nya.

Ninjaronpa!Jay : 

Ninjaronpa!Jay : We are gonna go murder *grabs crowbar* we are gonna go murder

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Kai: What time is it? Jay: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Jay: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Cole: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Jay: It’s 2 am

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*The squad is having dinner together* Kai: Jay, can you pass the salt? Jay: *Throws Cole across the table*

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Kai: Jay and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Cole: *Sighing* What did Jay do? Kai: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jay: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Kai: If you had to choose between Jay and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Cole: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Jay: Cole! Kai: 63 cents. Cole: I'll take the money. Jay: COLE!!!

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Kai: What do you think Jay will do for a distraction? Cole: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Cole: ... or he could do that.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Kai please come to the front desk? Kai, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Jay and Cole Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Jay and Cole, simultaneously: We got lost :( Kai: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Kai: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Cole: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Kai, desperately, as Cole bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Cole: Oh! B positive. Kai: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Cole:

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Kai, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Jay. Jay: How did you do that without turning around? Kai: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Kai: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Jay: Three words. Kai:

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Kai: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Jay: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Cole: More or less, I guess... Zane: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Lloyd: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Nya: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Kai: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Jay: ...I did. I broke it. Kai: No. No you didn't. Cole? Cole: Don't look at me. Look at Zane. Zane: What?! I didn't break it. Cole: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Zane: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Cole: Suspicious. Zane: No, it's not! Lloyd: If it matters, probably not, but Nya was the last one to use it. Nya: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Lloyd: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Nya: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Lloyd! Jay: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kai. Kai: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Lloyd: Kai... Cole's been awfully quiet. Cole: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Kai, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Kai: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Kai: Kai: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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*Ninja reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Kai: Thanks fam! Jay: oh no Cole: *cries* I love you too Zane: Sounds fake but okay Lloyd: *A flustered mess* Nya: can i get a refund

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*The squad right before Kai's wedding* Jay: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Cole: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Zane: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Lloyd: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Nya, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Kai: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Jay: Okay, but what is updog? Cole: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Zane: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Lloyd: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Nya: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Kai: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Zane: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Cole: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Jay: What’s a henway?? Kai: Oh, about five pounds.

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Kai: Dumbest scar stories, go! Jay: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Cole: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Zane: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Lloyd: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Nya: Nya: I have emotional scars.