#incorrect quotes generator

[rainnyydaysworld]

Damian: It’s just… no matter what I do, no one wants to be friends with me.

Reader: Yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who NO ONE likes? HEY JASON~

Jason: First of all, how dare you—

[umbrelladripdrop]

Danny: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Jason: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Jason: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately." ----- Jason: What should I do? Danny: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend? Jason: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you. ----- Jason, to Danny: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown? Jason, watching with dead eyes as the flying ghost ship passes by with the siren rock band playing on it: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

[archiveofcamelot]

this one from the incorrect quotes generator

[kayundae]

Jonathan: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

Edward, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

[slytheringangstuff]

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y/n: This food is too hot... I can’t eat it. 

Theo: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence* 

Enzo: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! 

Tom: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[jollybean0]

What light through yonder window breaks?

Sfawtde/dawtde x incorrect quotes generator

It is the east, and Avery is the sun.

Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon

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[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

[ovrrdogg]

Taco did not live in hotel oj, so im convinced she’s actually never showered and Mic is right here