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“Notoriety wasn't as good as fame, but it was heaps better than obscurity"

#He was definitely the guy to narrate his own life #Source: Good Omens (book)#submission

Bosie: Can I sit on the bed?

Oscar: Sure, but these are

expensive Japanese linen.

Bosie: But they’re not even soft.

Oscar: Sometimes, things that are expensive … are worse.

#source: the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo #submission #classic lit #classic literature #oscar wilde #bosie douglas

Bosie: Ugh, you’re such a fucking idiot.

Oscar: Must you always attack me with words?

Bosie: What, you want me to use rocks?

#bosie douglas #lord alfred douglas #oscar wilde #submission #(I’m orry I switched the people around but I thought it would fit better.)

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“I’m blonde… I’m skinny… I’m rich… And I’m a little bit of a bitch…”

– Lord Alfred Douglas

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@francisdolarwhat

#reblog #submission

"I'm blonde... I'm skinny... I'm rich... And I'm a little bit of a bitch..."

– Lord Alfred Douglas

#bosie douglas #lord alfred douglas #bosie #incorrect quotes #submission #source: unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

Arthur Savile to his fiancée when she asked where Mr. Podgers went ( Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime)

#lord arthur savile's crime #oscar wilde #classic lit #classic literature #source: unknown #submission

Henry: You have to kiss the cutest person in the room.

Dorian: Basil?

Basil: *blushing* Yes?

Dorian: Move aside, I need to get to the mirror.

#the picture of dorian gray #dorian gray #lord henry #lord henry wotton #basil hallward #classic literature #classic lit #gothic literature #victorian literature #oscar wilde #source: tumblr #1k

Dealing with you is like herding cats.

Oscar Wilde

#oscar wilde #classic literature #classic lit #literature #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #submission

Robbie: So what’s it like dating Bosie?

Oscar: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

#Submitted by @rebel-rebel #oscar wilde #robbie ross #bosie douglas #classic literature #classic lit #literature #source: tumblr #submission

Oscar: How’s the most handsome man in the world doing?

Bosie: *without looking up from the table* I don’t know, how are you

Oscar: *voice cracking* I’m fine.

#Submitted by @rebel-rebel #oscar wilde #bosie douglas #classic literature #classic lit #literature #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr meme #submission

Bosie: If I run and jump at Oscar, he will almost definitely catch me.

Bosie: *runs at Oscar*

Oscar: BOSIE NO, I’M HOLDING COFFEE—

Oscar: *drops coffee to catch Bosie*

#Submitted by @rebel-rebel #oscar wilde #bosie douglas #classic literature #classic lit #literature #incorrect quotes #source: b99 #submission

Btw Sorry to blow up your submissions I have a lot of feelings

It’s fine, I just didn’t notice until now.

#asks

So, I love this blog so much? I usually love incorrect quotes and Oscar. And here we are. Thank you. Bless your little soul. <3

Thank you so much! I’m glad that you enjoy my blog!

#Sorry I didn't notice until now.#asks

For a second I thought you were becoming a decent person. I’m glad I was wrong.

Lord Henry to Dorian in Chapter Nineteen

#the picture of dorian gray #dorian gray #lord henry #lord henry wotton #oscar wilde #classic literature #classic lit #literature #gothic literature #victorian literature #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

More submissions please!

I need more posts on this blog.

#oscar wilde #classic lit #classic literature #literature

I am not interested in being polite, or heterosexual.

Oscar Wilde

#oscar wilde #classic lit #classic literature #literature #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

Oscar: No one calls Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde a thief!

Bosie: No one’s got the time.

#oscar wilde #bosie douglas #classic literature #classic lit #literature #incorrect quotes #source: the suite life of zack and cody

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