Pandy & Co

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Clover: when you grow up and get your first job you might feel like there’s nothing more to life-

Maurice: which is a lie, there’s also back pain

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Pancho wrestling with feelings that he loves Andy... as he catches himself getting lost playing with Andy’s soft...silly hair

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Julien, to Maurice: my new boyfriend says what?

Maurice, tired: huh

Mort: WHAT?

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@idiot-dog-brain this is so nice thank u so much! 💫

[bestfoes]

so like. karl. he's gay right

[incorrect-pandy]

Totally bro

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what else

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the ahkj tag is so dead out here i just c my own posts so getting rid of it showing up on my tl i just flagged my own post as innapropriate

[incorrect-pandy]

Same

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pandy

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Yes

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What’s the sappiest thing Andy’s ever done around/for Pancho

andy: there’s a warrant out for yer arrest

pancho: ??

andy: ...youse stole my heart

(He has written Pancho love letters before. I feel it in my bones. nevermind that idk if its even possible for him to hold a quill or paintbrush with his lil claws, he just pays someone to write it for him. And he’s not ashamed! He gushes about how its for this special guy he’s fallen for. No one asked but he’s gonna tell ya. He doesn’t mention names cus they both have this shared identity protecting mindset, just, dis fella💘didnt think i had a heart inside me!

Unrelated but Andy does spoil Pancho. he treats his boy. believe u me he treats his Panch

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@incorrect-pandy this is clover

[incorrect-pandy]

Accurate

[incorrect-pandy]

Ok but Horst and willie are totally a thing, in this essay I will-

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What are some pet names you think Pandy has for each other? (Personally I think Andy would call Pancho things like bean or mango but that seems a bit too sappy for those two, they’re still a wonderful ship and they’re both big dumb softies for each other)

i am absolutely mashed over “bean” and “mango”. those r ...........those r the 🤯 those r the pet names andy calls Pancho when hes been up for 48 hours shifting product day & night & Pancho tells him to get some rest n he crashes with his head in Panchos lap and calls him mango

Andy calls pancho babe & gorgeous & sweetheart in place of his name when theyve been dating for a while. Pancho will hit andy with the BABY occasionally... i mean i think their pet names get sappier the more care the other needs like if one of them’s sick or injured or scared...

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I really said ahkj rights huh

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Do you thing there can be any.... ekhm "body relation" between Andy and Pancho? ;)

not sure what u mean by this?

[incorrect-pandy]

Yeah they cuddle all the time

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PTSD Pancho (or Pancho) headcanons?

• tendancy to isolate especially when he’s had a good period of feeling connected to others, ironically. re-lives when he tried to kill King Julien and gets afraid that he might hurt people he’s growing to care about. Ted just: puts his arm around him

• he’s meant to go to therapy but he hates going into club moist the hospital

• after the events of the panchurian candidate he is so jumpy. like the first day after it happened & he slept with his manure bag family he was like. no thats ok. the tape got destroyed....im ok! But then his mind goes 2 the fact he blacked out for like 20 minutes and if his friends hadn’t fought to stop him he would have nuked the entire island and killed everyone he knew. it gets a bit much for him sometimes & he can become very fearful about that.

•he (obviously) doesn’t like being in the dark and can get uncomfortable about being unconcious.

• he gets insomnia and night terrors linked to ptsd

•if he doesn’t talk to anyone for a while he gets convinced he’s commited a crime he doesn’t remember. Like if no one’s seen Ted in a few days n they’re all talking about it Pancho might just feel freaked out like.........Aw sheesh! what if I DID SOMETHING—!? & then ofc Ted turns up later after Pancho’s been up all night hyperventilating and rambling about how he needs to defend himself from the ringtail guard when they find out & Andy is just holding him in his hut. Ey anyway u aint ate all day i’ll go get ya smth

•sometimes when he cant remember his day or his heads fuzzy he’ll ask people “hey what did i do yesterday? ” to just reassure himself. help himself with the doubt that forms in his mind like “yo u dont really remember having lunch yesterday what if u killed someone then??”

•He often asks Andy n Andy is so used to it.

•panics if he wakes up any place he doesn’t remember falling asleep in. unlucky for him he’s known for getting super drunk at parties and has to be carried home

•before Magic Steve died Pancho despised his hypnotism tricks but could never put his finger on why. that’s memory wiping for u....

•random hc he loves grapes & berries

[red-crowned-lemur]

Pancho's weddings got ruined.

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Has anyone else noticed how Maurice is always right next to Julien... Like idk man that’s pretty gay-