Incorrect D&D Party Quotes

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Luca: It must be nice to be rich instead of like ... having to develop a personality

Therion: Shut up.

Luca: Buy my silence

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Luca: Rich people should be robbed at least once a week.

Therion: Why???

Luca: Builds character

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Laaka: Man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!

Therion: There was a financial crisis.

Laaka: Sorry I was like 11 I only remember the bangers

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Luca: How dumb does Therion think we are??

Laaka: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of an actual shopping list.

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Therion: This is your Captain speaking-

Laaka: AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

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Laaka: Did you know that scientists say the thinnest thing in the world is hair?

Therion: They clearly haven't seen my patience.

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Therion, throwing open the door: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Luca: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-

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Catori: If I die, please bury me in one of two poses:

T-Pose.

You know I had to do it to 'em.

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Therion: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Luca: Killed without hesitation.

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Therion: I'm ambidextrous.

Dravaknr: That's what's up bro. Love who you love.

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Catori, trying to puzzle out how the religion of Lolth works: Does spider have pusspuss?

Therion, having an aneurysm: NO!!!!!!!

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Laaka (to a hot npc): I like your pants

NPC: Thanks they were 50% off

Laaka: I'd like them 100% off ;)

NPC: The store can't just sell free stuff

Laaka: No, that's not what I-

NPC: That's a terrible way to run a business, ma'am

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Laaka: I just wish you would admit to your mistakes.

Luca, mixing his coffee slowly: I prefer it with salt.

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Therion: Gentle reminder not to have too much candy before bed.

Luca: No.

Therion:

Therion: This was a gentle reminder, but your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

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Therion: Remember to drink water.

Luca: No.

Therion: Then become the dirt I walk on.

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Catori: Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why stop there? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat the whole cake instead of a slice. Burn your ex's house down. The Creature and I believe in you.

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Therion: Why are you yelling at me?

Laaka: YOU SAID YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I'M MAKING IT BIG