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Eponine: *sneezes*

Montparnasse: *hands her a picture of himself*

Eponine: What’s this for?

Montparnasse: I’m blessing you.

#Patron Minette #Eponine #montparnasse #Eponine Thenardier #les mis #origin: unknown

Gueulemer: I am the smartest, most skilled man in Paris.

Claquesous: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Gueulemer: I paid for my rolos.

Gueulemer: I’m getting my rolos.

#Gueulemer #Claquesous #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: scrubs #food cw

Babet: What’s this?

Montparnasse: It’s my to-do list.

Babet: Oh? That’s great. I’m so glad that you’re starting to be more organiz-

Babet: This is just a list of names.

#babet #montparnasse #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: unknown

Babet: There's like this quiz to find out what type of doughnut you would be.

Gueulemer: You think I don't already know what type of doughnut I would be?

#gueulemer #babet #Patron Minette #Les Miserables #origin: sarah schauer #food cw

Claquesous: They say a rolling stone gathers no moss.

Montparnasse: Kate Moss has been on the cover of rolling stone.

Claquesous: That's not what I'm-

Montparnasse: Yes she fucking has, you idiot.

#Claquesous #montparnasse #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: sarah schauer

Montparnasse: You're going out? What are you wearing?

Eponine: Oh you know, tank top, no bra, minimal makeup, MAXIMUM deodorant.

Montparnasse: What the fuck.

#montparnasse #Eponine #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: sarah schauer

You can trust me. Because I don't care enough about you to lie.

Claquesous

#Claquesous #Patron Minette #les mis #he's gonna lie #origin: parks and rec

Babet: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Gueulemer: Heck.

Babet: You're on thin fucking ice.

Babet: Oh no.

#Babet #gueulemer #Patron Minette #les mis #he tried #origin: tumblr

Gueulemer: We have fun, don’t we Claq?

Claquesous: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#Claquesous #gueulemer #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: the good place

Babet: How many cookies did you eat, roughly?

Gueulemer: I ate them gently.

#babet #gueulemer #Patron Minette #let him monch?#les mis #food cw #origin: twitter

I wanna be a cowboy vine? Who would be who with that?

tbh babet probs

#babet #Patron Minette #ask

Montparnasse and Eponine: *making out on a bed*

Montparnasse: *Hears Claquesous opening the door* Shit! *pushes Eponine inside the closet*

Claquesous: What was that noise?

Montparnasse: I just fell.

*Meanwhile inside the closet*

Eponine: So Claq has left you in here for how long?

Babet: Two days.

#Eponine #montparnasse #babet #Claquesous #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: unknown #i wanna say it's a vine?#queue

Claquesous, getting married: I do.

Guests: Awww

Claquesous: Or do I?

Guests: OOOOOOO

#Claquesous #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: unknown #queue

Madame Thenardier: You know what?! You’re in time out! Get on top of the fridge!

Eponine, climbing on the fridge: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!

#Eponine #Madame Thenardier #Patron Minette #les mis #origin: vine #queue #100+#200+

Babet: Hey, are you going to Mont's party?

Gueulemer: Are they gonna have tortellini?

Babet: I don't....think so?

Gueulemer: pssh

#gueulemer #Babet #Patron Minette #les mis #me #origin: unknown #queue #food cw

Every time you swear at someone, put a quarter in the “No Swearing Sock” and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat them with!

Babet

#babet what the fuck #i've been trying to tell ppl for years that babet is the most Fucked Up one tbh #Patron Minette #babet #les mis #Les Miserables #queue #origin: vine

Gueulemer: When have I ever flirted with any of you?

Montparnasse: Last week you used at least ten pick up lines on me.

Claquesous: You called me babe three minutes ago.

Babet: The first time we met, you said you were ready to go whenever I wanted to.

Gueulemer: Okay I get it! I’m a hoe!

#gueulemer #babet #Claquesous #montparnasse #Patron Minette #les mis #Les Miserables #origin: unknown #queue

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