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warning? joshler included.

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clancy: being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

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josh: what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was mozzarella?

mark: don't ever speak to me again.

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josh: just be yourself. say something nice.

tyler: which one? i can't do both.

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josh: so, what are we doing?

tyler: wasting our lives.

josh: i meant for lunch...

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tyler: why do i always try to tell people we're cool? we are so very uncool.

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josh: anything else?

tyler: yeah. stay away from me!

josh: alright. see you in the room we share.

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tyler, to josh: well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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josh: you're a lying piece of shit!

tyler: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

debby: i'm leaving and i'm taking jim with me!

jenna, gathering cards: aaaand that's enough monopoly for today.

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josh: hey, are you free?

tyler: no, i’m expensive.

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clancy: we either die free, or die trying!

banditos: are those the only choices?

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tyler: no more making fun of me when i misuse dated cultural references, alright? are we cowabunga on this?

josh, sighing: fine. we're cowabunga.

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debby: my future husband must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.

josh: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

debby: that one. i want that one.

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keons: guys, sacarver is missing.

nico: good.

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josh: i'm going to fight the next person who insults tyler.

tyler: i hate myself.

josh: alright, square up.

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tyler: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

josh, poking tyler’s arm: tyler tyler. tyler. tyler.

tyler: WHAT?

josh: …we’re out of capri suns—

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jenna: you bought a taco?

tyler: yes.

jenna: from the same truck that hit mark?!

tyler, with a mouthful of taco: well, me starving isn't gonna help him.