ponies ft horsemen occasionally

the ponies' sarcastic robin hood personalities have captivated me

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Bosco: if i ever opened up to you, i was joking.

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Charlie: Enough about being insane and evil.

Charlie: What about those of us who are insane and nice?

Charlie: Do we get some representation?

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Charlie: You should treat the janitor with the same fucking respect you treat the CEO.

June: I’m not going to guillotine the janitor.

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Atlas, to Bosco: Look, lets just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One, two, three.

[silence]

Atlas: Well, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Charlie: There's only two ways this can go wrong

Bosco: knowing us, we'll find at least fifteen more

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[the ponies are hosting friendsgiving]

June: How do you cook?

Charlie: You've never done this before?

Bosco: how hard could it be? we just got to get this turkey out of here. its taking up all the space in the one oven that works.

Charlie: Atlas said two more hours at 325.

June: Sounds like one more hour at 650 to me.

Charlie: Or 39,000 degrees for one minute.

Bosco: did you just do that in your head? damn, you're a good chef!

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June: "Girl help" You know what? No. Girl hinder. Girl hurt. Girl... kill.

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Atlas: Merritt, keep an eye on Bosco today.

Atlas: He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Merritt: Sure, I'd love to see Bosco getting punched.

Atlas: Try again.

Merritt, sighing: I will try to stop Bosco from getting punched.

Atlas: Correct.

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June: The fact that full grown adults find themselves beefing with Bosco because he's just that irritating is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

June: You can be a founding member of the Four Horsemen and the most famous magician on planet and this 22 year old squatter still fully believes he's better than you.

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June: I can’t believe Jack is actually dating Lula.

Charlie: You don’t think they’re good together?

June: What? No! They’re perfect together. I just can’t believe the bastard actually managed to do it.

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Atlas: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Jack: Respecting women.

Charlie: Minecraft.

Henley: Criminal justice and psychology.

Bosco: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life

June: Minecraft as well.

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Charlie: Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am

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Atlas: Did you call an audience member dumb tonight?

Bosco: no

Bosco: i said "are you dumb?"

Bosco: i was asking him

Atlas: Do you think that was appropriate?

Bosco: very much so

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Charlie: I made tea

Atlas: I don't want tea

Charlie: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea

Atlas: Then why did you tell me?

Charlie: It's a conversation starter

Atlas: It's a horrible conversation starter

Charlie: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

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Henley: You kids seem kind of out of it, what did y'all have for breakfast?

Charlie: Don't be silly, what we ate this morning has nothing to do with our current state.

Henley: Bosco, what was your breakfast?

Bosco: m&m cereal

Henley: Oh God, you see! I didn't even know M&Ms made a cereal.

June: They don't, it's just M&Ms in a bowl with milk.

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[charlie and bosco sitting in jail together]

Charlie: So who should we call?

Bosco: i’d call atlas, but i feel safer in jail

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Lula: Just remember, June, the quickest way to a man's heart..

June: Is through his stomach?

Lula: Wrong. It's through his fourth and fifth rib.

Lula: Stab him right there if he's giving you trouble.

June:

June: Awesome.