Bosco: if i ever opened up to you, i was joking.
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@incorrect-ponies
Bosco: if i ever opened up to you, i was joking.
Charlie: Enough about being insane and evil.
Charlie: What about those of us who are insane and nice?
Charlie: Do we get some representation?
Charlie: You should treat the janitor with the same fucking respect you treat the CEO.
June: I’m not going to guillotine the janitor.
Atlas, to Bosco: Look, lets just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One, two, three.
[silence]
Atlas: Well, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
Charlie: There's only two ways this can go wrong
Bosco: knowing us, we'll find at least fifteen more
[the ponies are hosting friendsgiving]
June: How do you cook?
Charlie: You've never done this before?
Bosco: how hard could it be? we just got to get this turkey out of here. its taking up all the space in the one oven that works.
Charlie: Atlas said two more hours at 325.
June: Sounds like one more hour at 650 to me.
Charlie: Or 39,000 degrees for one minute.
Bosco: did you just do that in your head? damn, you're a good chef!
June: "Girl help" You know what? No. Girl hinder. Girl hurt. Girl... kill.
Atlas: Merritt, keep an eye on Bosco today.
Atlas: He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Merritt: Sure, I'd love to see Bosco getting punched.
Atlas: Try again.
Merritt, sighing: I will try to stop Bosco from getting punched.
Atlas: Correct.
June: The fact that full grown adults find themselves beefing with Bosco because he's just that irritating is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
June: You can be a founding member of the Four Horsemen and the most famous magician on planet and this 22 year old squatter still fully believes he's better than you.
June: I can’t believe Jack is actually dating Lula.
Charlie: You don’t think they’re good together?
June: What? No! They’re perfect together. I just can’t believe the bastard actually managed to do it.
Atlas: What do you all intend on majoring in?
Jack: Respecting women.
Charlie: Minecraft.
Henley: Criminal justice and psychology.
Bosco: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life
June: Minecraft as well.
Charlie: Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am
Atlas: Did you call an audience member dumb tonight?
Bosco: no
Bosco: i said "are you dumb?"
Bosco: i was asking him
Atlas: Do you think that was appropriate?
Bosco: very much so
Charlie: I made tea
Atlas: I don't want tea
Charlie: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea
Atlas: Then why did you tell me?
Charlie: It's a conversation starter
Atlas: It's a horrible conversation starter
Charlie: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate
Henley: You kids seem kind of out of it, what did y'all have for breakfast?
Charlie: Don't be silly, what we ate this morning has nothing to do with our current state.
Henley: Bosco, what was your breakfast?
Bosco: m&m cereal
Henley: Oh God, you see! I didn't even know M&Ms made a cereal.
June: They don't, it's just M&Ms in a bowl with milk.
[charlie and bosco sitting in jail together]
Charlie: So who should we call?
Bosco: i’d call atlas, but i feel safer in jail
Lula: Just remember, June, the quickest way to a man's heart..
June: Is through his stomach?
Lula: Wrong. It's through his fourth and fifth rib.
Lula: Stab him right there if he's giving you trouble.
June:
June: Awesome.