Mick: Rob, wake up!
Rob, half asleep: Five more minutes…
Mick: You’ve been in a coma for two years!
Rob: …
Rob: Okay, two more minutes…

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Mick: Rob, wake up!
Rob, half asleep: Five more minutes…
Mick: You’ve been in a coma for two years!
Rob: …
Rob: Okay, two more minutes…
Oscar: What are you two arguing about this time?
Logan: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Fred: Cry me a table, Logan.
Noel, entering Ugo's room: Brando did it again.
Ugo: Peace disturbance?
Noel: What no-
Ugo: Arson..?
Noel: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Ugo: uh....Attempted murder?
Noel: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Gabriele: Seb, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?
Sebastian: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?
Gabriele: I’m never asking you anything ever again
Rob: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Callum: Are you calling me short?
Rob: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Rob: So, I've been thinking Oscar-
Oscar: That's dangerous.
Arthur: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Ollie: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Arthur: It’s four in the morning.
Ollie: Turn the light back off.
Charles, near tears: Please, Ollie, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Charles: You know me, Ollie, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Ollie: What?
Charles: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
Dino: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Arvid.
Gabriele: You just said it again.
Arvid:
Dino: I am not a role model.
*after discussing a plan*
Ollie: Does anyone have any questions?
Kimi: Is this legal?
Ollie: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
Oscar: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Fred: It was me...
Oscar: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Oscar: Rob, why are you crying?
Rob: This book is so sad!!
Oscar, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Ollie: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Paul: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
Frederik: You kidnapped Théo? That’s illegal!
Ollie: But Fred, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Théo, or destroying your chance to be the champion?
Frederik: Kidnapping Théo, Ollie!!!
Dino: You're pathetic!
Paul: You're pathetic-er!
Zak: You're both losers.
Lorenzo & Kimi: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Lorenzo: We need an adult!
Kimi: Lorenzo, you are an adult!
Lorenzo: We need an adultier adult! Get Rafael!