the black parade is stuck in a timeloop

king • any pronouns • we post whatever the fuck now

[longdeadking]

sir we post rpf here

(any pronouns)

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

https://m.youtube.com/c/TheChiptuner

[mrscancelled-1]

[creepymutelilbugger]

absolutely insane camera work

[ladyoftheharbour]

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time

[ladyoftheharbour]

these ones

[charl0ttan]

glases hinge perfec t size for put hair in

[drtrinitysantos]

friday the 13th leading into valentine's weekend is so crayzmazingly pussy popping I feel gothically horny just thinking about it

[mobydyke]

[sexting] no live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

People online: Mixed height relationships are predatory and pedophilic

People in real life: Did you know the LA fires were set intentionally to destroy entrances to the secret tunnels to Diddy’s sex dungeons and Beyoncé knows

[amazoogle]

protip: adding peas to your rice adds peas to the rice, providing a significant boost to the number of peas in the rice

[smallblogcomplex]

[zoesupreme]

no prablem 👍

[crashdavis]

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[original-character-chaos]

These ain't staying in the tags

[polkadotmotmot]

Von Wolfe - Quiet Hands, 2025 - Oil on canvas

[weepingwidar]

Von Wolfe (Wolfe von Lenkiewicz) (British, 1966)

[milksockets]

'psicopath' by teresa milheiro, 2021

[foone]

I'm filling out forms for a doctor's appointment and they want me to list any family members who have had various conditions, like diabetes, various cancers, or if they've got "healthy".

apparently being healthy is a serious medical condition now

[foone]

also any form that asks you if you're sexually active and then wants to know what birth control you use should include "homosexuality", "no one involved has a uterus", "it's not that kind of sex" as options.

I mean if you're going to list 16 different methods you clearly are trying to be comprehensive, so lets not kid ourselves about what options are out there

[foone]

they list OCP as one of the birth control methods

HALT, SPERM. YOU MAY NOT PROCEED

[foone]

they also make me check which genders I've had sex with and only offer the vintage genders. come on, I'm not even binary, why are you assuming everyone I've had sex with can easily be slotted into a male or female box?

IT'S 2025, WE HAVE MORE SEXES AND GENDERS THAN THAT

[foone]

contraceptive method

* other, list here: [i only have sex with people who are already pregnant so it's not possible for me to get them more pregnant *shrug*]

[foone]

they have a section called "Social History - Other Factors" and give me various options, like:

military service

sleep concern (?)

exercise (are they asking if I have a history of exercise?)

bike helmet (???)

caffeine

[foone]

neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet

[auyawolf]

well, do you?

[foone]

mind your own business, that's protected personal medical information

[mouseshouses]

The donut

[kosmogrl]