Romelle: You guys believe in karma, don't you?
Lance: Yes, we do. But only because we are karma chameleons.
Hunk: We come and go.
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Romelle: You guys believe in karma, don't you?
Lance: Yes, we do. But only because we are karma chameleons.
Hunk: We come and go.
Lance: This is where we came the night I won our bet, and you fell in love with me.
Keith: Lance.
Lance: The night you flirted with me for twenty seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.
Keith: I love you and I treasure you, and YA BORE ME!
Lance: God you're being so mean...do it more.
Keith: I hope you die.
Lance: (shudders in pleasure)
Hunk: Hi Rolo! You’re a fucking bitch.
Lance: Have you ever had something so beautiful that everyone wants it?
Keith: I have you.
I did it on my main blog so I'll do it here too. Promo please? Because this blog is a fledgling and it needs appreciation (read: I need validation).
Pidge: Wait a minute. Lance, you're only giving away free stuff to the pretty people?
Keith: Yeah Lance, that is so gross!
Lance: Ooh, alright, how about a scone on the house, baby?
Keith: ...
Keith: (giggling) I'm pretty!
(Answering phone)
Pidge: Font of all knowledge, check my flow.
(Answering phone)
Pidge: Oracle of the Castle of Lions, speak if you deign to hear truth.
(Answering phone)
Pidge: Pidge Holt's House of "How May I Save Your Ass Today
(Answering phone)
Matt: Your friendly neighborhood oracle of all things knowable and unknowable at your service.
Allura, Shiro, Keith, Hunk, and Lance: (start coughing madly)
Coran, Matt, and Pidge: Sorry, they're allergic to rich white people.
Hunk: Is this coffee bitter? (takes sip) No, it's just you.
Allura: (shocked) I'm the new Chief.
Hunk: Not interim?
Allura: Don't you ever call me that again.
Keith, Pidge, Lance, and Hunk: (cheering)
Hunk: The sign says "Do not touch," Lance.
Lance: (knocks down the sign) Not anymore.
Lance: Queen...Nefertitty?
Pidge: Nefertiti.
Lance: I've heard it both ways.
Pidge: You are the devil.
Lance: First of all, Pidge, the devil is white.