Voltron Needs Your Quotes

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Romelle: You guys believe in karma, don't you?

Lance: Yes, we do. But only because we are karma chameleons.

Hunk: We come and go.

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Lance: This is where we came the night I won our bet, and you fell in love with me.

Keith: Lance.

Lance: The night you flirted with me for twenty seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

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Keith: I love you and I treasure you, and YA BORE ME!

Lance: God you're being so mean...do it more.

Keith: I hope you die.

Lance: (shudders in pleasure)

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Hunk: Hi Rolo! You’re a fucking bitch.

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Lance: Have you ever had something so beautiful that everyone wants it?

Keith: I have you.

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I did it on my main blog so I'll do it here too. Promo please? Because this blog is a fledgling and it needs appreciation (read: I need validation).

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Pidge: Wait a minute. Lance, you're only giving away free stuff to the pretty people?

Keith: Yeah Lance, that is so gross!

Lance: Ooh, alright, how about a scone on the house, baby?

Keith: ...

Keith: (giggling) I'm pretty!

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(Answering phone)

Pidge: Font of all knowledge, check my flow.

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(Answering phone)

Pidge: Oracle of the Castle of Lions, speak if you deign to hear truth.

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(Answering phone)

Pidge: Pidge Holt's House of "How May I Save Your Ass Today

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(Answering phone)

Matt: Your friendly neighborhood oracle of all things knowable and unknowable at your service.

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Allura, Shiro, Keith, Hunk, and Lance: (start coughing madly)

Coran, Matt, and Pidge: Sorry, they're allergic to rich white people.

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Hunk: Is this coffee bitter? (takes sip) No, it's just you.

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Allura: (shocked) I'm the new Chief.

Hunk: Not interim?

Allura: Don't you ever call me that again.

Keith, Pidge, Lance, and Hunk: (cheering)

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Hunk: The sign says "Do not touch," Lance.

Lance: (knocks down the sign) Not anymore.

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Lance: Queen...Nefertitty?

Pidge: Nefertiti.

Lance: I've heard it both ways.

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Pidge: You are the devil.

Lance: First of all, Pidge, the devil is white.