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Colress: What?
Ghetsis: Smile so much.
Colress: Oh, I’m just a happy person.
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Ghetsis: How do you do that?
Colress: What?
Ghetsis: Smile so much.
Colress: Oh, I’m just a happy person.
(@catboy-david)
How does it feel to be the funniest person on this website
If you've been wondering about the sudden amount of late posts / not-posts on this blog, it's for a reason, and I say this with a heavy heart -- I'm not going to be doing any more quotes.
In all truthfulness, moving to a new state and entering college again is going to have my schedule tightly packed, and sustaining that + personal matters + this blog is just a little too much to handle for me.
Now don't get me wrong! This blog isn't shutting down or being deleted. I've had too much fun making all those quotes and chatting with everyone to do that. All the old quotes will still be here, and I'll still be taking questions about various AUs and other such things, but generating new material has started to generate a bit of burnout.
Regardless -- thank you all for three years of entertainment, joy, sweetness, and hilarity
I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now I can barely pull all-dayers.
Cyrus
Ghetsis: What’s that smell?
Maxie, outside, breathing deeply and smiling: Country air.
Ghetsis, face scrunching: I don’t like it.
I ran out of fucks to give in the spring of '79.
Giovanni
Cyrus: Excuse me, but I have news for you.
Cyrus, to Ghetsis: Copernicus called and you are NOT actually the center of the universe.
Lysandre: Now, I want you to think about it long and hard.
Archie: Ha! That’s what she said --
Lysandre: Don’t.
Lysandre: Don’t you dare.
Ghetsis: How do you do that?
Colress: What?
Ghetsis: Smile so much.
Colress: Oh, I’m just a happy person.
Giovanni: I can't help but notice that you haven't made any friends out here in the manor yet.
Cyrus: That's because everybody's an idiot.
Lysandre: Everything costs money. But, what is money? A physical representation of the abstract concept of effort.
Guzma: By the way, I’m gonna need a few ‘physical representations of the concept of effort’ myself.
There is a chance, however slim, that my ironic and detached nature could be misconstrued as "jerkiness".
Maxie
Archie: 'The Great Maxie'? Do I have a thing for him? For that nerd? Pffft, no way!
Archie: ... Why, did he say something?
Lysandre: Please, I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.
Cyrus: Again, that is the exact definition.
This is why some Pokemon eat their young.
Lusamine, seeing Lillie and Gladion once again with Moon and Hau in the Aether Paradise.
Guzma: Hey, wait! I’m having one of those things! A -- A headache with pictures!
Giovanni: An idea?
Don't be upset because I bitch-slapped you with intelligence.
Maxie
Lysandre: You have no sense of fashion.
Archie: I think that depends on -
Lysandre: No, no, that wasn’t a question.