anzu hoshino for president

silly blog for incorrect romantic killer quotes, mostly anzu and kazuki because i love them

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Kazuki @ Anzu: Thanks for being my friend. In return I will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

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Anzu: You flirt and kiss for what? Sex? Love? Pathetic.

Saki: To level up my charisma stat.

Anzu: Ah, a fellow gamer! You may pass.

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Riri: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Riri: One... two... three.

Anzu:

Riri:

Riri: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Kazuki: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance.

Junta: Who hurt you?

Kazuki: My father, were you not listening?

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Riri, walking in on Anzu showering: Hey are we—stop screaming, it’s just me. Are we out of Capri Suns?

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Anzu: Hey, do you wanna be in cahoots with each other?

Anzu: I don't have a specific scheme in mind, but I think it would be fun to be in cahoots.

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Kazuki: It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.

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Junta: Would you rather kill Riri, or—

Anzu: Yes, kill them.

Junta: I didn't say the other—

Anzu: I don't need to hear it.

Riri: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe.

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Kazuki: Truth or dare?

Anzu: Truth.

Kazuki: How many hours have you slept this week?

Anzu:

Anzu: Dare.

Kazuki: Go to sleep.

Anzu: I don't like this game.

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Riri: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

Riri: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

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Riri: I have done nothing wrong!

Riri: Except for the atrocities.

Riri: But besides that I'm innocent!

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Riri: Listen, I only do unethical magic if it's really funny.

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Anzu @ every other character: hey (with intentions of building a lego set together)

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Kazuki: Hey, could you go the store and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Junta, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

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Anzu: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Kazuki: Anzu, it's 1:15 AM, what the fuck?

Anzu: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Kazuki: Well. Yeah.

Anzu: So come downstairs while they're still hot.

Kazuki: Wait, you just made them?

Anzu: Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Kazuki: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time.

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Cop: What are your names?

Riri: Don’t tell him, anzu!

Cop, writing: Anzu…

Anzu: Nice going, Riri.

Cop:

Anzu: Uh oh