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Jamie: Jack died?!

Claude: What kinda story is this?!

Monty: WE'RE JUST KIDS!

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You're all wasting your valuable running-away time!

Pitch

#source: good omens #pitch black #rise of the guardians #rotg #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #mod sido

Jamie: On a scale from “Damn Daniel” to “Fr e sh a voca do”, how are you feeling?

Jack: In between “It’s an avocado, thanks” and “How did you defeat Captain America?” But as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need no degree to be a clothes hanger” How about you?

Jamie: Probably “Road work ahead”

Tooth: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

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Jack: *walks in, obviously dirty and disheveled*

North: So...how are you?

Jack: Take a wild guess.

#source: versailles #jack frost #nicholas st. north #rise of the guardians #rotg #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #mod sido

*jumps* Is it entirely necessary to creep up on people like that?

Tooth to Pitch

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Bunny, in a moment of crisis: Am I a coward?

Tooth: Yes.

Bunny: Couldn't you at least hesitate?

Tooth: Why bother when there is ample evidence?

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Bunny, obviously drunk: Where the fuck were you?

Jack: *rolls eyes* Here we go again.

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Must you live your ENTIRE LIFE in a melodrama?!

Literally everyone to Pitch

#source: versailles #pitch black #rise of the guardians #rotg #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #mod sido

Why can't you announce yourself like a person of quality, or just say "bonjour" like a normal person?

Tooth, to North

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Tooth: How would you keep warm at night?

North: It's called a blanket. Green and full of feathers. A bit like you.

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Your palace of dreams is becoming a haven of plotting, treachery, depravity, infidelity, and. . .immorality. . .Did I miss anything?

Jack to Pitch

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Yes, this is exactly how I hold a magazine.

Jack, holding a magazine directly in front of his face

#source: queer eye #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #mod sido

*Sophie runs off to scream in excitement and then runs back*

"You are not dramatic at all! Luckily I've known North long enough that I am totally prepared for it."

Bunny

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Jack: I’m not at my best with exams and stuff.

Jamie: What are you at your best at?

Jack: Uh... probably crazy golf.

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Bunny: Look, let's just agree to say I'm Sorry on the count of three.

Buny: One... Two... Three...

Jack: ...

Bunny: ...

Bunny: See? Now, I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Tooth: She looks like Honey Boo Boo when she was still cute! Remember?

Jack: I don't think that's a compliment.

Tooth: It is! Honey Boo Boo was the cutest-

North, walking away: No, it's not a compliment.

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