Incorrect Sao Quotes

Most certainly cannon💬

[zodiac-senpai]

Happy Birthday to a very bi-special Black Swordsman~

October 7th (10/07) - 💜🖤 Kirito/Kazuto Kirigaya 🖤💜

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Kirito : All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Kirito : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Eugeo: The first time I ever got upset in front of Kirito , he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Kirito : I was doing both, for your information.

Asuna: The first time Kirito hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Kirito : I choose to waive that right!

Kirito : *screaming*

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Hellllloooooo people of the Tumblr world how have you been???? I am so sorry but I had to take a huge break from this account work and uni really overwhelmed me but I am back now!!!!

A few updates I'll be changing the account back to Sword Art Online content and after I am done with the new movie that's been out for a few months and I had no idea I'll try to post as much as I can!!!!!

Thank you all so much for the support and I am so excited to come back and start posting again!!!!

Love you all,

The admin ❤️

[plumycreates]

Class 1A + Shinsou Hitoshi | Hero Names

Bonus:

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Ochaco: I'm gonna be Deku's second spouse.

Mina: What happened to the first?

Ochaco: Nothing you can prove.

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Kirito: Darling. Sweetheart. The love of my life and marshmallow to my hot chocolate.

Asuna: What is it you little gremlin. You absolute noodle-brain.

Kirito: I love you

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Kirito: *has 5 stab wounds, 3 bullet wounds, and is literally bleeding out*

Kirito: *does double peace sign* I’m straight up not having a good time right now.

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Eugeo: Kirito’s been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card.

Kirito: Yeah, one more head injury and I win a trip to Hawaii

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Kirito: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Sinon: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Klein: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Eugeo: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Asuna: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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Asuna: Did you have a plan?

Kirito: I thought adrenaline would take over but it did not.

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Asuna: What's an orgasm?

Kirito: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Eugeo: That's oregano, bitch.

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Kirito: If I died how much would you miss me?

Asuna: It‘s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Ochaco: I'm gonna be Deku's second spouse.

Mina: What happened to the first?

Ochaco: Nothing you can prove.

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Bakugo: No distractions, I need to get to work.

Kaminari: Batman and Kim Possible have the same powers.

Bakugo: Shut up.

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Bakugo: In a game with no consequences, why would you pick the “good” side?

Midoryia: Because being mean makes me feel bad.

Iida: Congratulations, you’ve just boiled all of human philosophy down to two sentences.