incorrect dream smp quotes

Ry • 20 • she/her enjoy the chaos asks open :)

[clementineknowsbest]

STOP asking me if I’m doing well mentally. I literally have minecraft youtuber twitch notifications on, I think you already know the answer.

[astrayan]

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

[yesdudestuff]

Dream: George.. I know this is hard but, you need to understand this may not be working that well so.. I'm breaking up with you...

George: ...

Dream: *sniff* I'm so sorry..

George: uh..

George: we're dating?

[passionateshitpost]

The next day:

Dream: I'm sorry George... I need a divorce...

George: w h a t

[wooteena]

[helliontherapscallion]

Incorrect SBI Quotes Pt.2

Wilbur, setting up TNT: I am this close to falling off the deep end

Philza:

Wilbur: I know I’m smiling right now, but the light inside me is slowly dying : )

Philza: I- what?

[incorrect-simps]

Poggers

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[incorrect-dreamteam]

Dream: Anybody would be lucky to date me. I was ‘a pleasure to have in class’.

George: You literally dropped out of high school.

Dream: A pleasure.

[bubblezbee-deactivated20220307]

Tommy: Do you know a turtles only weakness? Wilbur: No... well, their slowness. Tommy: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Tommy: Now I have a plan. Tommy: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

[bubblezbee-deactivated20220307]

Sapnap: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Dream: Bet you I can! George: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

[bubblezbee-deactivated20220307]

*the TV is freaking out* Dream: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support. *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes* Dream: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

[bubblezbee-deactivated20220307]

Ranboo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

[sleepingonconcrete-deactivated2]

dream team texts as told by me and my friends at midnight (just to clarify this is joke!)

Dream : stfu george im awesome

George : you can stfu up

Dream : make me

George: don't tempt me

Dream : what if i want to?

George : then i'll be on my way

Sapnap : should i jerk off

[bubblezbee-deactivated20220307]

Tubbo: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Ranboo: But don't you hate yourself. Tubbo: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

[incorrect-dreamteam]

Bad: You called those two and not me?!

Dream: Well, when you have a crazy plan, you don’t call the voice of reason.

[yesdudestuff]

Dream: George.. I know this is hard but, you need to understand this may not be working that well so.. I'm breaking up with you...

George: ...

Dream: *sniff* I'm so sorry..

George: uh..

George: we're dating?

[shvoowsh]

i’m going to be honest here. dream is Not fuckable. sapnap is not a sex god. georgenotfound is not the solution to your sexual fantasies. these idiots play minecraft all day! no time for bitches, only for the ender dragon.

[lovebella-deactivated20220710]

[outside a restaurant]

phil: can you guys go get a table? i need to park the car.

wilbur: sure thing

tommy: yeah we can do that

[5 minutes later]

wilbur and tommy, carrying a table, sprinting out of the restaurant: START THE CAR