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Shawn: I think I’m coming down with something… I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.
Y/n: maybe you’re pregnant.
Shawn:
Y/n:
Shawn: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now…
Shawn: You, because you suggested it.
Shawn: Or me, because I just had a heart attack.
Aaliyah: Why is Y/n always putting the dishes away so loudly?
Shawn: To remind us that no one helps around the house.
Y/n: *literally throwing plates into the cupboard.*
[When Shawn and Y/n started dating]
Y/n’s mom: If you hurt Y/n, I’ll kill you.
Shawn: If I hurt Y/n, I’ll kill myself.
Aaliyah: If anyone hurts Y/n, I’ll burn this house down!
Y/n: … you guys do know that I’m capable of defending myself, right?
Shawn: Why were you up until 3 AM?
Y/n: How do you know I was up until 3 AM?
Aaliyah: We heard you clapping to the ‘FRIENDS’ intro every 25 minutes.
Y/n, searching in the closet, angrily: FUCK!
Shawn, worriedly: baby?
Y/n: what?
Shawn: Are you alright?
Y/n: No I’m not alright, Shawn. It’s so fucking late and I can't find...
Shawn, hugging her: Calm down.
Y/n: But...
Shawn: I said down.
Y/n:
Shawn:
Y/n: I love you so fucking much.
Shawn: I love you too, baby.
[in a meeting]
Andrew: Does anyone have anything else to add?
Y/n: Live fast die young caprisun
Andrew: thank yo-
Andrew: ………
Andrew: wait
Shawn: *cackling in the background*
Aaliyah: *knocks on door*
Shawn: I’m busy.
Aaliyah: what are you doing?
Y/n: Me
Y/n: I'm using my veto.
Shawn: Veto? You don’t get a veto.
Y/n: You veto me all the time.
Shawn: That’s because your ideas are dumb.
Y/n: Name one!
(A few moments later)
Y/n: That went on for awhile..
Shawn: And let's not forget shower snacks.
Y/n: I can't be the
only one who gets hungry in there!
Y/n: When I asked you to bring me back a souvenir from the beach, I meant like, a shell.
Shawn, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that!
Y/n: We won't lose because we have this.
Y/n: *points at their chest*
Shawn: We have heart?
Y/n: Heart? No. Me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
Shawn: That’s.. that’s not how award shows work..
Luke Hemmings: If you put
"violently" in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Aaliyah: Violently studies.
Taylor Swift: Violently bakes.
Shawn: Violently writes.
Y/n: Violently murders people.
Shawn: Violently worries about that previous statement.
Y/n: I have a science headcanon.
Shawn: Can you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person.
Y/n: So my science headcanon is…
Y/n: Um, I asked for an orange.
Shawn: You didn't say pork roast?
Y/n: No.
Shawn Who was I talking to?
Y/n: What’s the phobia of chainsaws called?
Shawn: … common sense?
Shawn: Be nice!
Y/n: I am!
Shawn: You just threatened to stab Camila with a knife!
Y/n: Well, yeah, but I didn’t stab her.
Shawn: So, what do ya think? Good idea right?
Y/n: Whatever floats your titanic.
Shawn: .. The titanic sank.
Y/n: Yeah, just like your IQ did when you came up with that idea.
Shawn: You could’ve just said no…
Y/n: Ow! Son of a bit-
Shawn: You dislocated your shoulder. Want me to pop it back in?
Y/n, grimacing: Yeah... okay
Shawn: Alright on 3... 0,1
Shawn: *Pops Y/n’s shoulder back in*
Y/n: MOTHERFU- Who the hell starts at 0?!