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Espio: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
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@incorrect-sonic-quotes
Espio: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Knuckles: Where am I on the list?
Espio: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
Sonic: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
Shadow: All of your existences are confusing.
Rouge: How so?
Shadow: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Espio: My boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment
Silver, distantly: It's a special event!
Espio: Shut up
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Tails: Sonic, do you love me?
Sonic: Of course I do!
Tails: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Somic: Well, of course I… would…
Tails: I mean something really, really—
Sonic: Tails, what did you do?
Tangle: Wasn't iCarly that guy who girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for Apollo?
Lanolin:
Lanolin: ICARUS???
Vector: Aren’t you gay??
Espio: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.
Shadow: Tell Omega off, Cream! Assert yourself!
Cream: That's my ice cream!
Shadow: Good! Now let him have it!!
Cream, handing Omega the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
Silver: Do you cook?
Charmy: I made a cake once.
Espio: Yeah, it was good.
Charmy: Really?
Espio: Don’t make me lie twice, Charmy.
Silver learns how to drive
Alternative title: why silver is no longer allowed to drive
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Credit to @incorrect-sonic-quotes for the idea
I did alter the text a little.
I had to reblog this here holy shit
Sonic: Why is Tangle crying?
Lanolin: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Tangle: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Sonic: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Tangle: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Sonic: NO, NOT THAT!
Charmy: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Tails: I’m worried about you.
Shadow: Rouge, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Rouge: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
Amy: Sonic isn’t answering his phone.
Tails: I’ll call.
Amy: Knuckles and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Sonic: Hello?
Amy: Tails won’t come out of his room.
Sonic: Just tell him I said something.
Amy: Like what?
Sonic: Anything factually incorrect.
Amy, shrugging: If you say so.
Tails, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Sonic: Am I right, Knuckles?
Knuckles: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
Belle: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Tangle: They do.
Jewel: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?