Incorrect Star Guadian Quotes

somewhat questionable, totally canon star guardian interactions | rqs open!

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Akali: Ur mom

Ekko: Your mother

Taliyah: The female aligned parental figure that is your possession

Sona: Thyn modor

Kai’sa: What the fuck man.

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Morgana: I have a bad feeling about this...

Ezreal: What do you mean?

Morgana: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Ezreal: No?

Morgana: That actually explains so much.

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Miss Fortune: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Ahri:

Miss Fortune: Vroom vroom bitch, come out already.

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Lux: Jinx, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Jinx: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Sona: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Taliyah: Plane tickets?

Ekko: Concert tickets?

Akali: Prostitution?

Sona, holding her broken frames: Glasses.

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Kai’sa: Where's Akali, Ekko and Taliyah?

Sona: They're playing hide and seek.

Kai’sa: Where?

Sona: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Ezreal: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me.

Miss Fortune: Oh Ezreal, I’m already embarrassed by you.

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Xayah: I prevented a murder today.

Ahri: Really? How'd you do that?

Xayah: Self control.

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Ahri: Ah shit, I broke a nail.

Neeko: Do you need ramen and superglue…?

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Orianna: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Seraphine: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Senna: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Xayah: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Akali: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Sona: You're a hazard to society

Ekko: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Ekko: *writing a letter*

Ekko: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Akali: I’m not saying I condone violence BUT I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by my kama and kunai.

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Lulu: Castaways… we are castaways!

Janna: Can you stop we’re literally at a funeral.

Lulu: Passed away… she has passed away.

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Jinx: I like you but I need to know, what is your sign?

Lux: The peace sign.

Jinx, confused: Wait, you’re Pisces?

Lux: Pisces? no, no, no. Peace, Peace and love, peace sign!

Jinx: Oh, no but I mean, what is your astrology sign?

Lux: Neptune.

Jinx: That does not exist. What’s your sign?

Lux: Listen, if you give me a chance and if you like me, I will tell you.

Jinx: TELL ME YOUR SIGN I need to know if we are good together or not.

Lux: Well what is the sign you hate the most?

Jinx: TELL ME YOUR SIGN.

Lux: I-i’m a v-

Jinx: A what?

Lux: V-virgo.

Jinx, absolutely fucking flabbergasted: … September?

Lux: August.

Jinx: Fine, I can see what I can do with August Virgos.

Lux: What’s your sign?

Jinx: Doesn’t matter.

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Soraka: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Jinx: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Lux isn’t