Totally Accurate SU Quotes

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Sapphire: Do you believe in aliens?

Ruby: No, but I believe your eyes are more beautiful than the stars

Connie, in a bush: AND I BELIEVE YOU TWO SHOULD KISS

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Amethyst: What’s your favorite color?

Peridot: Green

Peridot: Or the blood-covered gem shards of my enemies

Amethyst: So, Like, burgundy?

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Amethyst: Remember when you dared me to lick the hermit crabs at the beach?

Pearl: No, I said “Amethyst, don’t lick the crabs” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Pierogi” and then you licked the hermit crabs

Amethyst: Good times, good times

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Amethyst: *pulls back the curtain while Steven was showering* Steven, I—stop screaming, it’s just me, man. Do we still have that cake?

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Bismuth: Whatcha got there, Steven?

Steven: A knife!

Pearl: NO!!!

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Pearl: I made tea

Peridot: I don’t want tea

Pearl: This isn’t for you. This is my tea

Peridot: Then why did you tell me?

Pearl: It’s a conversation starter

Peridot: That’s a lousy conversation starter

Pearl: Oh, is it? We’re conversating. Checkmate.

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Yellow Diamond: You’ve made a grave mistake, Pink

Steven: I do that everyday

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Connie: Don’t do anything gay

Lapis: You and I both know that’s asking way too much of me

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“I’m Steven Universe, I’m 14, and I never learned how to cope with my emotions in a healthy way”

—Steven Universe

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Amethyst: Our hearts say yes

Peridot: But Pearl says no

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Peridot: Why is she acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?

Pearl: Peridot, we’re a bit too old to be spelling things out

Steven: What’s a bitca?

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Garnet: Amethyst, keep an eye on Bismuth. She’s going to say something wrong to someone and get punched

Amethyst: Sure, I’d love to see Bismuth get punched!

Garnet: Try again

Amethyst: I will keep Bismuth from getting punched

Garnet: Thank you

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Pearl: WHAT IN THE STARS ARE YOU DOING?!

Peridot: Honestly, most of the time I have no idea

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Connie: Studying? More like student dying, am I right? ...am I right?

Steven: Are you ok?

Connie: I have been awake for 103 hours

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Bismuth: WHERE IS MY FREAKING IRON?!

Pearl: Bismuth, Steven and Connie are here. Please say it nicer.

Bismuth: Oh, sorry...

Bismuth: *clears her throat+

Bismuth: MAY I ASCERTAIN THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY FREAKING IRON?!?!

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Peridot: Don’t overreact

Steven, already digging his own grave: I’m not

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Peridot: WHO THE FRICK—

Pearl: Language!

Peridot: ...Sorry

Peridot: WHOM THE FRICK-

Garnet: No