Incorrect Tadaai Quotes

Actually they did say all this in canon × on twitter as @incorrecttadaai

[incorrect-tadaai]

Adam: Well, maybe some of us have been having impure thoughts!

Adam: [gazes longingly at Snake]

Joe: Adam, there are kids present!

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi: Ainosuke-sama is a sweetheart. You know what they do when I'm sad? Watch this.

Tadashi: [texting] Honey, I'm sad :(

Ainosuke, arriving two minutes later with a blanket and chocolates: COME HERE, LET ME HUG YOU BEFORE YOU FEEL SADDER.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Ainosuke: Wouldn't it be romantic if we ate straight off of the same plate tonight?

Tadashi:

Tadashi: You didn't do the dishes.

Ainosuke: I didn't do the dishes.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi: Are you decent?

Ainosuke: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Reki: Why are Adam and Snake sitting with their backs to each other?

Cherry: They had a fight.

Reki: Then why are they holding hands?

Cherry: They get sad when they fight.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi: I wanna push you off a cliff.

Ainosuke:

Tadashi: And onto my bed.

Ainosuke:

Tadashi: And wrap you in a blanket.

Ainosuke:

Tadashi: And kiss you.

Ainosuke: Wh-

Tadashi: I'm in love with you.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Ainosuke: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true loner.

Tadashi: [smiles]

Ainosuke: I’m a mess, someone help, I’m gay.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi: That’s ridiculous, Ainosuke-sama doesn’t have a crush on me.

Cherry: Yes, he does.

Joe: Yes, he does.

Ainosuke: Yes, I do.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi: I like Ainosuke-sama the way I like my emotions. Buried deep inside me

[incorrect-tadaai]

Reki: So is this thing between Adam and Snake supposed to be a secret?

Joe: Pfft… hardly. The only people who don’t know Snake loves Adam are Snake and Adam.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Ainosuke: I LOST MY BOYFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

Miya: What does he look like?

Ainosuke, crying: BEAUTIFUL.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Ainosuke: Cherry, I need to ask you something.

Cherry, reading a book: About what?

Ainosuke: Tadashi.

Cherry: Suck his dick.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi: If Ainosuke-sama thinks he can just bat his cute little eyelashes at me and get whatever he wants, he is absolutely right.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi: I wanted to kiss your face.

Ainosuke: Why didn’t you?

Tadashi: I couldn’t reach.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Ainosuke: What’s your favorite type of music?

Tadashi: Your moan.

Ainosuke:

Tadashi:

Ainosuke: [rising blush]

[incorrect-tadaai]

Ainosuke, to himself: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Tadashi: Hey, Ainosuke-sama!

Ainosuke: I love you.

[incorrect-tadaai]

Tadashi, staring at Ainosuke’s ass: Beautiful.

Ainosuke, turning around: What?

Tadashi, blushing: N-nothing…