[cheaphalloweencostume]

in a client’s house for a repair and i saw she had the most beautiful antique bat door knocker on her wall so i complimented it and she was like “ah, you collect bats?”

and i was standing there looking like “omg how’d you guess”

[coughloop]

yeah man i can smooke you out

begins pulling this out of my pocket

[coughloop]

[allnonsensevampire]

Okay

[modogoblin]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[electricxmayhem]

i’m not gonna start posting youtuber clips i’m not a youtuber stan i just watch a lot of videos as background noise and i thought this was funny

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[newjackcole]

Fruiting Ruins

[swarnpert]

she W on my D til i'm 40

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[honted]

this is surreal to me

[saprophetic]

in case anyone wants to cheat on their wife

[disease]

“BLACKTAILED DEERBAT” KATE MACDOWELL // 2021 [hand-built porcelain and cone 5 glaze | 5 × 2 ½ × 3 1/2″]

[theehorsepusssy]

[rrover]

unleashing beasts upon your dashboard rn

[toastbutteregg]

[calstone-light-o]

[allnonsensevampire]

men be unsending ig messages

[sluttymickey]

When everybody is online at the same time and the dash is thriving 😌

[probuccalfat1]

when the queen dies

[allnonsensevampire]

It was emo night this past weekend