Incorrect To Kill A Mockingbird Quotes

Because I liked the book so much. Submissions are open.

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I actually have never finished To Kill a Mockingbird, give me about 6 months and maybe I'll finish.

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Atticus: Why are Scout and Dill sitting with their backs to each other? Jem: They had a fight. Atticus: Then why are they holding hands? Jem: They get sad when they fight.

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Dill: Scout, you have to apologize to Jem.

Scout: Fine.

Scout: "Un-fuck" you, or whatever.

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Jem, sneaking near Boo Radley's house: We need a distraction. Dill: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Scout, whispering: My time has come

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Scout: Dill, what is the first rule of the Jem Finch emotional support task force?

Dill: Don’t let him get a tattoo.

Scout: What the hell happened?

Dill: I couldn’t help it. He’s so cute when he’s coming up with destructive ideas.

Scout: Never send a best friend to do a sister’s job. Out, Dill.

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Scout: *about Dill* Such a loser… can’t believe I’m marrying him.

Jem: You don’t have to.

Scout: I’m going to and then I’m gonna divorce him, then I’m gonna marry him again.

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Jem: You’re not thinking about Scout, are you?

Dill: No, of course not.

Jem: Good.

Dill: I wonder if she’s not thinking about me too…

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Bob Ewell: I will make your life hell!

Atticus: Jokes on you, my life is already hell.

Ewell:...Are you okay?

Atticus: (whispering) no.

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Scout: 🎵 When the moon hits your eye 🎵

Scout: 🎵 It’s okay don’t be shy, puts amore 🎵

Jem: Oh my fucking god.

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Dill: Why do you sleep so late?

Jem: *looking into the distance* There’s no sleep for the educated.

Dill:

Jem:

Scout: Cat videos. He stays up late watching cat videos.

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Scout: the summer that had begun so long ago had ended, and another summer had taken its place, and a fall, and Boo Radley had come out

Dill: I had no idea Boo Radley was gay

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Dill: Did you and Scout have a fight?

Jem: Scout was having a fight, I was being perfectly reasonable.

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Scout: Atticus?

Atticus: Yes, Scout?

Scout: Can someone breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Atticus:

Atticus: Where’s Dill?

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Scout: Hey Dill, do you think I could fit in this dryer? Jem doesn’t think I can.

Dill: I don’t know, let’s—

Jem: Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT do that when we get home.

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Jem, Scout, and Dill, all looking into a metal crate:

Dill: Why would someone fill this with a hundred black bow ties?

Jem: Those are bats.

[mayhem ensues]

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Scout: What are you doing?

Dill, standing on a table: Asserting dominance.

Scout: . . .

Dill: I saw a spider, please kill it.

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Dill: someone made Jem cry!

Scout: Jem always cries!

Jem: *crying* that’s not true!