Luke: Itâs not that hard to switch to inclusive language. For example, since Zander and I started dating, Iâve stopped saying âI got a new scarfâ and started saying âwe got a new scarfâ.
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Luke: Itâs not that hard to switch to inclusive language. For example, since Zander and I started dating, Iâve stopped saying âI got a new scarfâ and started saying âwe got a new scarfâ.
Drew: Fuck off, I have a lot of things you donât.
Zander: What, like compulsory heterosexuality?
Henry: Hey girl are you a binder?
Lia: What?
Henry: Because you take my breath away-
Drew: Okay, Jake actually likes to sing with the Freaks, Zoeyâs been cheating on me for the past six months, and Lia leaked the recording, does anyone else have a secret theyâve been keeping from me for shits and giggles? Henry: ...I prefer dub over sub?
Milly: Hey, Sean, bro, dude, man, my guy!
Sean: I get that you're trying to validate my genderâand while I appreciate itâyou sound like a sibling character written by an only child.
Zander: Henry, Iâm sorry I called you a moronic nincompoop of a lemming in that note. If I had known you could read, I would have used stronger words.
Jake: Canât we reach a common ground or something?
Drew: Oh, fuck off. I donât have anything in common with anyone.
Zander: Donât say that, there are plenty of other people who spend too much on Genshin and not enough on therapy.
Lia: It adds a certain je ne sais quoi, doesn't it?
Henry: Wait, whoâs Janessa-
Liam: Wait, if I'm gay...
Liam: Does that mean my New Bit has to be simping over Stacy's dad...?
Liam, visibly horrified: But he's ugly!
Maria: Get out of my house.
Milo: She called me the B-word!
Bethany: Motherfucker doesnât start with a B!
Milly: Fine. But if this kills us all, Iâm going to wait and get Luke's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the drums just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost. Henry: Iâll just hire Zander's ghost to kick your ghostâs ass. Zander: My ghost wonât associate with your ghost.
Milo: I suffered from nosebleeds when I was little. Once I had one so bad I was covered in blood. Milo: So I went to wake my brother up. He opened his eyes to see a blood-soaked child leaning over him in the dark, saying "please help", and to this day I can still hear his screaming.
Liam: Whatâs that story where they bring the monster to life and then have to destroy it?
Drew: Frankenstein.
Henry: Frosty the Snowman.
hi does anyone want me to do tmf incorrect quotes because i will but not if nobody cares
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Hailey: I broke things off with Lia, but I feel so bad about it... I think Iâm gonna chew on our lampshades.
Zander: Not an appropriate response whatsoever.
Zander: I need some help with my homework, Sean.
Sean: Whatâs the assignment?
Zander: Iâm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Sean: Whatâs your issue?
Zander: Thatâs the problem. I canât think of anything to argue.
Sean: Thatâs hard to believe.
Zander: Iâm always right and everybody else is always wrong! Whatâs to argue about?!