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Ok so no hard feelings but I would die for you your blog gives me life marry me pls

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Gustav: what are you drinking?

Bill: vodka

Gustav: straight?

Bill: no gay.

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Bill: [eating a cinnamon roll]

Gustav: *gasp* cannibalism.

Bill: [confused chewing noises]

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This blog is still active? HOLY SHIT MAYBE TUMBLR ISN'T DEAD AFTER ALL, MAYBE THE RENAISSANCE OF OUR FANDOM WILL START SOON, HOLY SHIT!

hi there! this blog is pretty inactive atm but i think i'll be posting again soon because their new podcast is hyping me tf up lol

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Bill: stop being so negative Tom. You know when life gives you lemons-

Tom: you throw them at Georg.

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Georg: does anyone want to talk about how they are?

Bill: i do.

Georg: we know Bill.

Bill: i’m gay.

Georg: we know Bill.

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Bill: i am pretty much 3% human and 97% vacation

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Georg: we need to talk about your professionalism.

Bill, standing on the kitchen counter: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.

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Georg: why do you talk to yourself?

Gustav: 'cause it's the only way i can have an intelligent conversation in this house.

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Georg: guys I need your help. there's a monster under my bed and I can't get rid of it.

Tom, on the bottom of the bunk bed: honestly go fuck yourself

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

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Bill: why didn't you ask me how my day was?

Tom: so how was your day brother?

Bill: no.

Tom: okay.

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Georg: does anyone want to talk about how they are?

Bill: i do.

Georg: we know Bill.

Bill: i'm gay.

Georg: we know Bill.

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Bill: *playing the guitar way out of tune*

Tom: do you take request?

Bill: sure?

Tom: please stop.

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Cop: how long has he been missing?

Tom: a few hours actually.

Cop: .. Okay, could you describe him?

Tom: pretty tall, blonde hair, brown eyes, handsome, but not as handsome as me y'know, has piercings-

Georg, loudly: and he hates dogs!!

Bill, hiding in a bush: I do nOT!

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Bill: I'd like to apologise for my brother.

Bill: our parents didn't give him enough attention as a child.

Tom, sitting on a shelf: exCuSE ME

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[muffled screaming from another room]

Dom: so how old is your kid?

Bill: that's my twin brother, Tom. He's 29.