#DISCOTRAINS.

~ 'tis the StEx crack brigade mah fwiends ;) // main: @jouley-xx // profile cred: @incorrectstarlightquotes ~

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CB: I lost my boyfriend, Rusty! Have ya seen ‘em?

Milton Keynes: What does he look like?

CB, tearing up: THE PRETTIEST!!

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CB: Today's mood is sponsored by KNIFE! Need to cut a thing? Use Knife! Need to poke a hole in another thing? Try using knife! Have one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things. Ya could try a saw. A saw sometimes works. But other times? Ya need Knife!

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Joule: Come back.

Joule: I miss you.

Joule: Where did you go?

Joule: Are you mad at me?

Joule: Please come back.

Volta: Joule, I was gone for two minutes. How much attention do you need?

Joule: All of it.

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BV: I’ve never studied law but I've spent years on the wrong side of it. That teaches you everything you need to know.

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I rise from the dead once more y’all…

-x-

DAY #1: CB // (Freight Appreciation Week 😎✨)

@freightappreciationweek

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Electra: *Removes CB from his lap to do something else*

CB: Electra is... evil? Electra is unyielding? Electra is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Electra begins grinding against a waking Greaseball's hips…

Greaseball: huh? Wha-?

Electra: shh. Merry Christmas honey...

Greaseball: it’s Christmas?

Electra nods and giggles as they continue grinding…

Greaseball: baby did you lock the door?

Electra pauses. The sound of CB and Joule running towards their door is heard. Electra quickly locks the door with a flick of his wrist…

Greaseball: it may be Christmas but you’re being extra naughty

Electra giggles and continues grinding against the love of their life

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Rusty: Sometimes, I feel like a fish caught in a tank.

Pearl: Only you’re not a fish.

Rusty: Pearl, please.

Pearl: You’re a wonderful, funny, and talented person who-

Flat Top: You’re a shrimp.

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Espresso: We have fun, don’t we, Bobo? Bobo: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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CB to Rusty: sweet boy precious angel baby

CB to Pearl: YA FUCKING DONKEY

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Espresso: Alright, so you and I are married.

Bobo: We are not married.

Espresso: Relax, it's just pretend.

Bobo: I don't wanna pretend.

Espresso, grinning: Scared you'll like it?

Bobo: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Brexit: Are you two like this all the time?

Bobo & Espresso: Yes.

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Turnov: Let’s go get a drink.

Ruhrgold: Turnov, it’s eight o’clock in the morning.

Turnov: Well, we’ll get eggs too.

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Dinah: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

CB: It was me…

Dinah: … Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance

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// After "Terrorizing Rusty"... Pearl, stomping on CB’s skate: No One... Messes... With... Rusty!!

*cut to Freight Yard, minutes later*

Dustin, in shock: You could've died.

Rusty, also in shock: I could've died.

The Rockies: You could've died.

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Krupp, holding a box: What would you say if I came home with 6 kittens?

Purse: What’s in the box Krupp?

Krupp:

Purse: What’s in the box?

Krupp: I think you know what’s in the box…

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Dustin: *has been laying on the ground for 15 minutes*

Flat Top: what's wrong?

Dustin: i'm a little overwhelmed

Flat Top: why?

Dustin: ashley smiled at me

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Prince of Wales: in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Brexit: FORTY FIVE SECONDS !??!!

Princey: NO! four to five seconds!

Brexit, already suffocating him: too late!!