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[incorrect-tree-friends]

Yk I still get notifications for this account even though I haven't posted in a good four years

should I try to bring this account back

hell yeah brother

nah

Voting ended onMar 13

[stuckinapril]

Incredibly alarming that talks of “peace” in Gaza seem to extend no further than a ceasefire. How do you think they’re gonna start off where they left off themselves? Their houses are destroyed, so many have lost mothers and fathers and brothers and children, they still have no clean water and no food. Any area Israel withdraws out of is an area it already knows has been rendered inhospitable. There was even a direct quote by some IOF soldier gleefully stating how he “wasn’t sure Palestinians could go back to their homes.” So what happens when the US “succeeds at negotiating a ceasefire”? Who will be responsible for helping the Palestinians rebuild all that they’ve lost?

[stuckinapril]

Palestinians are literally being treated as invalids & it hurts so much to see. It’s so heartbreaking watching footage of Palestinians walking the demolished streets of Khan Younis in shock, with some saying (with no emotion, bc they’ve been enduring this for months) that their homes are simply gone. There was nothing to come back to by the time Israeli troops left. These are whole, multidimensional human beings like you and me who no longer have homes they could live in. And there is literally no recourse. They’re supposed to just pick up the pieces all alone. It’s so dehumanizing I could cry about it.

[stuckinapril]

So important to reinforce that advocacy for Palestinian rights doesn’t end at a ceasefire that has already come too little, too late. At that point it would be about advocating for Palestinians’ rights for quality of life, Palestinians’ rights to retribution, and most importantly Palestinians’ right to freedom. Although those numbers have certainly intensified since Oct. 7, the Palestinian struggle goes back decades. I don’t want to see anyone hanging up their hats when the US inevitably paints themselves as the western savior Palestine has needed all along, finally flying in on a golden chariot to broker peace. This is far from over when a ceasefire is declared, and it’ll be far from over until every Palestinian enjoys the quality of life any human being is entitled to.

[incorrect-tree-friends]

what in the happy tree fuck

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Oven break or kingdom?

kingdom im on hollyberry server

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Hey friendo, you uh doin alright?

my motivation to do literally anything other than draw and play cookie run is fucking gone anon

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Hey you’ve been pretty quiet lately, have you just not had any asks?

I HAVE I JUST KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THEM IM SO SORRY

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Oh you ship Splendid and Flippy? Can we get a quote for them then?

Splendid (talking about Flippy): someone commented on one of my mario maker levels saying "i love men"

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Do you ship anyone with Splendid? I ship him with Shifty

i dont rlly consider it a comfort ship like red roses or smarties but i am rlly fond of flipdid (splendid x flippy)!

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Have you watched Ka-pow? It’s part of the htf series, what’s your stance on it?

IVE BEEN WANTING TO WATCH IT BUT I KEEP FORGETTING TO :(

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Holy shit, thank you for introducing me to all these different pronouns! I didn’t even realize that people could use it/it’s or ze/zem etc it opens up a lot more possibilities for inclusion! I hope you have a wonderful 24 hours

YES OFC IM GLAD I WAS ABLE TO EDUCATE YOU!!!

I PERSONALLY USE IT/GHOST PRONOUNS!!

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Red roses? Sorry if it’s annoying to keep seeing these but it’s such a good ship!!

OFC IT ISNT ANNOYING DONT WORRY I LOVE POSTING INCORRECT QUOTES FOR THEM!!!

Petunia: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Giggles: I wrote you a poem. Petunia, already crying: You did?

[incorrect-tree-friends]

OK BUT IN THE ONE WHERE THE ANON WANTED FLIPPY HUNGOVER WHAT DID FLIQPY DO??????

it probably burnt down a building

[incorrect-tree-friends]

The crime twins fuck mess up splendid’s day off?

Shifty: Splendid has no idea I’m high. Splendid: You’re high? Shifty: Oh, I’m sorry. Shifty, leaning over to Lifty: Splendid has no idea I’m high.

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Smarties!

Nutty (to Sniffles): bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Can we get Splendid x Shifty?

Shifty: So you like cats? Splendid: Yeah. Shifty: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Can you make something with Flaky and Disco? Not as a ship, just them being friends

Disco Bear: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it. Flaky: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

[incorrect-tree-friends]

Lammy?

Mime: honk. Lammy: WHAT. Mime: HONK. Lammy: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????