Incorrect Tara Squad Quotes

Like mate, stop procrastinating.

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[1 text from Jeni]

Jeni: goodnight!

Angie, texting back: night night

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[2 new texts from Jeni]

Jeni: tartaglia.png

Jeni: peg me daddy

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"I can be the one fucking your girlfriend"

- Jeni

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Nathan: What's your business plan?

Dorina: Money.

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Phoebe: I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Catherine: W-what does that mean?

Phoebe: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Catherine: What was the first worst thing to happen to those orphans?

Phoebe:

Catherine:

Phoebe:

Catherine:

Phoebe: Catherine, they weren't always orphans.

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Jeni: I don't usually say this but I do really care about you. You're my best friend and I'll do anything for you.

Ray: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and get a decent sleep schedule.

Jeni: absolutely not.

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Jeni: This is my knife stick.. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Ray: So it's a spear.

Jeni:

Jeni: BLOCKED.

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Dorina: Bad things keep happening to me...

Dorina: I must have really bad luck :(

Wei: no it's because you're a dumbass.

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Catherine, selecting members for WBSB: [holding up Phoebe's application] So it says here that you're creative.

Catherine: May I ask what it is that you create?

Phoebe: Problems.

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Jeni: You should rebuild your ass.

Angie: With what?

Jeni: My assistance.

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Alice: We need to get through this locked door… Paige, give me your credit card.

Paige: here.

Alice, pocketing it: Thanks. Phoebe, kick the door down.

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Alice: So if you donate a kidney then you’re a hero…

Alice: but I donate five and I’m a threat to society???

Alice: Just can’t stand these double standards anymore 😩😩

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Angie: You're a slut for anything that starts with a C and ends with an E.

Jeni:

Angie:

Jeni:

Angie:

Jeni:

Angie:

Jeni: chicken.

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“I dig my toes into the walls of your heart.”

-Jeni

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Week before HSC like

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Kathleen: Bring coke to the party!

Wei: [brings coca cola]

Phoebe: [brings pepsi]

Alice: [brings cocaine]

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Jeni: It's either you take cock, or commit seppuku.

Jeni: Either way you get penetrated.

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Phoebe: How did you guys get here so quickly??

Catherine: Multiple traffic violations.