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#lmao im not dead lol #not gonna post for a while but thought this was funny #im now going to dissapear into the abyss again

hey guys! im sorry ive been gone for so long, I don't expect to get up and running or whatever since im honestly burnt out and not feeling happy with most of the posts I made before (accidentally) leaving for months. I made this account when I was actively playing twd and I haven't been able to complete the 3rd game because my brother is super possessive of the Xbox. maybe when I start playing again i’ll feel like I can post good content but until then I’m probably going to stay off for the most part. I’m not leaving but I am taking (continuing?) a sort of break. thank you!

Clem: you cut my credit card!?

Aj: into a ninja star!

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u know what’s some Good Shit™? replacing unnecessary love triangles with happy polyamorous relationships instead.

Clem: you used our live savings to buy dogs!?

Louis: they're golden retrievers, they retrieve gold! I did it for us babe

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Clem: how do you get such good winged eyeliner? I always end up with bricks

Violet: I imagine I'm drawing knives

Clem:

Clem: that makes sense

#telltale the walking dead #the walking dead final season #the walking dead game #twdg #twdg clementine #twdg violet #twdg violentine #violentine

Clem: I havent seen Louis in a couple of days, should I be worried?

Violet: uh, hold on

Violet, shouting: RED ROBIN

Louis, shouting from a tree: YUM, hey I'm stuck

#i dont know wjat this is #twdg #twdg 4 #the walking dead telltale #twdg Clementine #twdg violet #twdg Louis #the walking dead game #telltale the walking dead #the walking dead #the walking dead final season

"I am made of sarcasm and homosexuality"

-Violet, when she sees any girl (but specifically Clem)

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Violet: hey Clem, why do you have those scratches on your back?

*flashback to the night before when Clem cornered a raccoon after Violet told her not to*

Clem: I'm cheating on you

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Javi: wow it sure is muggy outside today

Kate: if I walk out and the lawn is covered in mugs I'm leaving you

Javi:

Javi: *sips from bowl*

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Javi: rules were made to be broken

Joan: they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Clem: uh, piñatas?

Kate: glowsticks?

David: karate boards?

Gabe: spaghetti when you have a small pot!

Javi: and rules.

#twdg clementine #twdg #twdg season 3 #the walking dead telltale #the walking dead the game #the walking dead game #telltale the walking dead #the walking dead #the walking dead final season #twdg javi #twdg kate #twdg david #twdg gabe

Clem: the last time i kinda had a group there was this boy I liked and I owed him a favor or something so I was like "it can be anything you want" and he was like "anything?" And I'm like yeah that's what I fuckin said and he goes "can you explain to me how a fridge works? Like how does it stay cold"

#its gabe #the boy is gabe #twdg s4 #twdg season 4 #twdg clementine #twdg #the walking dead telltale #the walking dead the game #the walking dead game #the walking dead final season #telltale the walking dead #the walking dead

incorrect-twdg-quotes

I know I havent been posting a lot lately and that’s mainly because I havent seen the entirety of season 4 yet. I started my own playthrough of twd and I’m only on season 3 and want to have an authentic experience lmao. I guess I’ll do some season 3 characters since I’m not really limited so get ready for that

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Speaking of which: WHY THE FUCK DID EVERYONE SIDE WITH JOAN AND WHY AM I SYMPATHETIC WOTH DAVID I DID NOT SIGN UO FOR THIS

I know I havent been posting a lot lately and that's mainly because I havent seen the entirety of season 4 yet. I started my own playthrough of twd and I'm only on season 3 and want to have an authentic experience lmao. I guess I'll do some season 3 characters since I'm not really limited so get ready for that

Clem: if there's a hell yes and a heavens no why isnt there a purgatory maybe?

Louis, from the next room over waiting for his moment: PURGHAPS

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Clementine: for someone who's 70% water you dont look very refreshing

Louis: BURNNNN

Violet: water cannot be burned

Louis: EVAPORATEEE

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Clementine: I'm bisexual, or as I like to call it, crysexual

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