Just some incorrect Venom 🖤🖤

Yep, I'm so gone for this ship.

[incorrect-venom]

Eddie: Are we fighting or flirting?

Venom: We're pinning you to the ceiling with our hands around your throat-

Eddie: Your point?

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Venom: So you like cats?

Eddie: Yeah.

Venom: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Eddie, trying to be seductive: I'm hungry Vee

Venom : Ooh should we make pancakes for us Eddie?

Eddie : no, babe... I'm HUNGRY

Venom : oooh, you want us to *bleep* you and then *bleep* all over you. Silly Eddie you could've just asked.

Eddie : ohmyfukingod

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Eddie : Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Anne : Eddie , you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

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Eddie : God, give me patience.

Venom: Isn't it supposed to be 'give me strength'.

Eddie : If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Eddie: We should totally chase that robber through the dark abandoned alley.

Venom : And then eat they're head!

Anne, tearing up : They're made for each other.

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Eddie: Hey V... Do you like me?

Venom :

Eddie:

Venom : We have been married for two years.

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Venom: Eddie, can we have 2 straws with that chocolate milkshake?

Eddie: Aww-

Venom: With 2 straws, we can drink it double as fast!

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Venom: We have a problem.

Eddie: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Eddie: Is something burning?

Venom, grinning: Just our desire for you Eddie.

Eddie: Vee, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Venom: You know our motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Eddie : Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Venom: Seize the dick.

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Venom: Talk dirty to us Eddie~

Eddie : Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Venom: Wha-

Eddie : The economy is in shambles.

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Eddie: Why are your tongues purple?

Dan: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Anne: I had a red one.

Eddie: oh.

Eddie:

Eddie: OH.

Venom:

Venom: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Eddie: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Venom: You’re very hot, and we still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Anne: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Dan: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Eddie: Are you ready to commit?

Venom: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Eddie walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Vee, baby I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Venom, munching on chocolate happily: I love you too :)

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Eddie: Go fuck yourself.

Venom, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch