They Said That, Right?

incorrect quotes for the 'WANDERSONG' franchise ! submissions: open mod(s): ash, audrey, eyala and miriam if you draw any of the quotes, please tag us or submit the post link so we can reblog it !

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Eyala: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Audrey: Not if they consent to it.

Miriam: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Kiwi: YES?!?

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Audrey: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Eyala: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Kiwi: I got distracted about halfway through.

Miriam: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Kiwi: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Audrey: Certainly. I'm as sure as I am honest!

Miriam: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Kiwi: You have to apologize to Miriam.

Audrey: Fine.

Audrey: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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*Kiwi and Miriam skipping stones on lake*

Kiwi: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Miriam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Kiwi: What is your biggest weakness?

Miriam: I can be uncooperative.

Kiwi: Okay, can you give me an example?

Miriam: No.

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Audrey: As the size of an explosion increases, the amount of social situations it can't solve approaches zero.

Kiwi: *Whispering in Audrey's ear*

Audrey: And that would be wrong.

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Audrey: The sword belongs to me now, Kiwi

Kiwi: You're stupid!

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I was reblogging every one of your quotes when I hit the posting limit. I will update you when this restriction is gone and all of your posts have been reblogged.

well definitely keep that in mind!! glad you enjoy the quotes :)

-mod miriam

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Audrey: Having gay friends is all fine and dandy until you pass a bunch of bugs

Kiwi, tearing up a bit: Ugh, but there’s so much of them ! It’s a family, Megan !

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And then one that I just had to draw, i dont know if it counts as a quote but still

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Audrey: I’ve done plenty of things out of the goodness of my heart for you, haven’t I?

Bard: Like what?

Audrey: Well, I can’t remember one right now. You’re putting me on the spot.

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Audrey: I am the Hero of Eya! I am the one who wins!

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Mask: Screw disappearing under mysterious circumstances I want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. Walking through a deserted eerie forest? I'm there. Exploring an abandoned 1930s mine no human has set foot in for 55 years? There too. Touching down on Mars? Guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

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Miriam: You’re so selfish!

Audrey: Actually, technically speaking, I’m not? I’m not actually that confident in myself sometimes and I lack in selfishness sometimes and I feel like I’m flunking my stupid ego and I don’t want to? I’m not getting a lot of sleep and I kinda hate myself sometimes, but I live with it, and like, I do this thing where I think I’ll be able to do it just a little bit but really I’ll fail miserably and I’m the real loser and-

Kiwi: I-

Miriam: No. Let her finish.

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Audrey: kiwi what are you doing.

Kiwi, on the cave floor covered in bugs: go away audrey , im vibing.

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Kiwi: How was the honeymoon?

Audrey: Miriam got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Audrey: She said, “good luck trying to return me without a receipt”.

Audrey: I love her.