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Love Begins
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@incorrect-winger-quotes
Rod: There is no future, there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Paul:
Reb:
Kip:
John:
Everyone Else At Rod's Surprise Birthday Party:
Paul: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Reb: Bye Kip! Bye Rod! Bye Paul! Bye John! Bye Kip!
Rod: You said ‘bye Kip’ twice.
Reb: I like Kip.
Reb: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Kip: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
John: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Paul: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Kip: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
John: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Paul: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Rod, annoyed: You are disappointments
Reb: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Kip: Tubular AF!
Paul: Mood to the max!
Rod, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
John, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
Reb: I’m an idiot.
Kip:
Rod:
Paul:
John:
Reb:
Kip: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Reb: What’s something you guys are better than Kip at?
Rod: Mario Kart.
Paul: Yeah, video games.
John: Emotional vulnerability.
Rod: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Paul: Rude.
Reb: That’s fair.
Kip: Not again.
John: Are you going to want this back?
Rod: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Reb: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Kip: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Paul: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
John: My moral code, is that you?
Rod:
Rod: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Rod: Nothing in life is free.
Reb: Love is free!
Kip: Adventure is free.
John: Knowledge is free.
Paul: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Paul: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
John: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Kip: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Reb: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Rod: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
John: Good morning.
Rod: Good morning.
Paul: Good morning.
Kip: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Reb: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
John: What does 'take out' mean?
Rod: Food.
Paul: Dating
Kip: Murder
Reb: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Rod: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
John: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Kip: In your pantry!
Rod: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
John: Is your friend here?
Rod, motioning to Reb: Yeah.
John, to Reb: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Paul: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Paul: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Paul: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Paul, to John and Kip: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
John: YAAAAAAAAY!
Kip: THE PRESTIGE!
Rod: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Reb: Plane tickets?
Paul: Concert tickets?
Kip: Prostitution?
Rod, holding broken frames: Glasses.
Kip: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Reb:
Paul:
Rod:
Everyone Else At Kip’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Reb: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Cop: you’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Kip: Shit.
Reb: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Paul: OH MY GOD ROD FELL OFF!!!