Theres a mass murderer in my animal cracker box

I like Top Hats, gummy worms, ICEES and cereal. Also, Horror movies, Brad Dourif, and cosplay. Music wise: The Cure, David Bowie, and The Killers. Ronnie Vannucci and Bill Hader share ownership of my heart.

[lightbrite-rebel]

[lightbrite-rebel]

I think if I ever get to hear Miss Atomic bomb live as soon as that drumbeat starts I’d pass out

[lightbrite-rebel]

I didn't pass.out but I cried.....

[mysharona1987]

Imagine an all-powerful extraterrestrial being from another realm having this much anger at this dude.

This is genuinely pretty funny.

Wait, Pennywise can’t even stop an SNL comedian?

[lightbrite-rebel]

Pennywise was clearly offended by that sloppy bitch comment

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[swolecheck]

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

[blaqpanther]

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

[butchdom]

Grow baby grow

[lightbrite-rebel]

its time to bring this back

[fandomtransmandom]

Hader Being AdoraBill at CinemaCon '25💙

[lightbrite-rebel]

Can we all just thank Ali Wong for getting him jeans?

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[romanceyourdemons]

can you even imagine the power you have with the ao3 comment button. you could say something nice about a fic that someone worked so so hard on. you could make their whole day. you could do it. that’s so much power and it’s within your grasp

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[lightbrite-rebel]

I use to work at Pizza Hut with my best friend and we were joking around with another employee and he was saying Satan in a deep satan voice and the phone rang and my best friend answeared it thank.you for calling pizza hut this is Satan. and put them on hold so fast

[clairedelune-13]

Reblog this if you cried. 🥹

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[lightbrite-rebel]

I just want Bill Hader to host SNL and do Vinny Vedecci with Michael Longfellow playing Bill Hader as his guest

[misskittysmagicportal]

57,000 indictments twice impeached little men babies dipped in orange. Equally disgraced lawyers turned super racist Nazi mayors of New York City. 85 white guys who think they're above the law. A racist governor who decided to turn on them. And two hot bitches that smiled for the camera 

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.