Quotes by Xeno-T that aren't actually by Xeno-T

Just another incorrect quotes blog

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Hojoon: The important thing is that you learned something!

Xero & Bjyoo: ....no we didn't....

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Sangdo: BIG NEWS!

Hojoon: Bjyoo, sit down.

Bjyoo: I can't...

Bjyoo: These aren't my pants.

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Bjyoo: Is it raining?

Sangwon: No, it's National Baptism Day...

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Hojoon: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do then?

Sangwon: Just forget things... Like a cool person.

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Bjyoo: Ok, I'm going to call Hojoon. You wanna come?

Xero: Yeah!

Bjyoo: Too bad, you're not invited, I'm in charge, byeeee~

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Xero: Breakups are cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face with x's for eyes.

Sangwon: What does that even mean?

Xero: The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts.

Xero: So I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

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Xero: Well, what I do is: I look a woman up and down and I say "How you doin'?"

Bjyoo: *enthralled* ...wow....!

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Sangdo: You don't think sharks are sexy, do you?

Xero: No! Wait... what was the little mermaid?

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Bjyoo: Hey. Shaving?

Hojoon: *covered in shaving foam* No. Rabies.

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Person: You're so beautiful when you're forceful.

Xero: I know you meant that as a compliment but I don't appreciate limitations being placed on my beauty.

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Hojoon: Success is the best revenge.

Sangwon: Bullshit! Revenge is the best revenge!

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Sangdo: What is this? A new cologne or just a hint of jealousy?

Sangwon: I'm surprised you, uh, don't recognise the smell of your wife's perfume.

Sangwon: I know you're not married.

Sangwon: It's still funny!

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I refuse to answer that on the grounds I don't want to.

Xero, probably.

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Sangwon: You need my help.

Hojoon: I wouldn't phrase it exactly like that...

Sangwon: Well if you want my help you better phrase it exactly like that!

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Bjyoo: Funniest guys she's ever met....

Bjyoo: *stops outside the dorm door* I'm funny, right?

Bjyoo: Oh, what do you know? You're a door.

Bjyoo: ... You just like knock-knock jokes!

Bjyoo: *cackles*

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Hojoon: You're turning into a woman!

Sangdo: No I'm not! Why would you say that? That's just mean!

Hojoon: Now I've upset you! What did I say?

Sangdo: ...It's not what you said... It's the way you said it...

Hojoon: ....

Sangdo: OH MY GOD!

Sangdo: I'M A WOMAN!

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Bjyoo: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?

Sangwon: No! You didn't get me!

Sangwon: It's and electric drill! You get me, you kill me!