Young Royals Incorrect Quotes

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Vincent: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Walter: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Vincent:

Vincent: What?

Walter: I need to feed my Neopets!

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Nils: Come on Maddie, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Maddie: Yes I can. Fifty Krona.

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Wille: Do dragons fart fire?

Erik: I don't know.

Wille: I thought you went to university.

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Nils: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Simon: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Nils: One of them punched a gang member.

Simon: Vincent?

Nils: Wille, actually.

Simon: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Vincent: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Vincent: Lmao, @Nils.

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Felice: What did you two do?

Wille:

Simon:

Felice: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Wille: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Wille: And atoms never touch each other.

Wille: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

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Nils: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Vincent: Wow. They sound stupid.

Nils: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Vincent: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Nils: I guess you’re right. Hey Vincent, I love you.

Vincent: See! Just say that!

Nils: Holy fucking shit.

Vincent: If that flies over their head then, sorry Nils, but they're too dumb for you.

Nils: Vincent.

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Wille: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Simon: You and me!

Wille: *tearing up* Ok.

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Wille: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Vincent: I'm a knife.

Nils, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Simon: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Simon: Oh no, where did it go?

Wille: SIMON WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Simon: Do you feel any better?

Wille: I feel much better now that you here with me.

*August walks in*

Wille: I feel half better.

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Wille: Watcha doin?

Simon: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.

Wille: Scandalous.

Wille: Can I help?

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Nils: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Maddie: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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August: You saved me! Why?

Wille: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Simon, to Wille: We had a date!

Simon: *aggressively points to Sophia The First Coloring Book*

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Nils: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Vincent: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Nils: That's not what I asked.

Vincent: That is all the information I have.