"Welcome To Ry's Personal Space" - AMM

Quoting the characters of glitchsoda's webcomic 009; on things that they haven't actually said.Warning: Posts may occasionally contain cartoonish gore or suicide mention. I do my best to tag things so if theres something that makes you uncomfortable, feel free to tell me.

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Your face looks familiar, have I threatened you before?

Gravity

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Marzipan: Why won't my arms move?

AMM: You've been mostly-dead all day.

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Marzipan: We are screwed.

AMM: Hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!

Marzipan, upbeat: We are screwed!

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AMM: One day, I'm gonna get a dog that's a cross between a bulldog and a shitzu and I'm going to call it a-

Marzipan: No.

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Coriander: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Gravity: Why?

Coriander: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Marzipan: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.

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Nico: You gotta take care of the egg, it’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

AMM: My egg is Jewish.

Marzipan: Then teach it that dreidel song.

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Marzipan: Are you ok?

Gravity: I’m better than you have been or ever will be.

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Nico: Marzi, do you know what's going on?

Marzipan: Almost never.

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Coriander [txt]: Hey, lets play a game. Type an animal that starts with the last letter of the one above you. For example, someone posts hawk, then you post kangaroo, then another person posts osprey. I start.

Coriander [txt]: Eagle.

Gravity [txt]: Eagle.

AMM [txt]: Eagle.

Marzipan [txt]: Eagle.

Nico [txt]: Eagle.

Coriander [txt]: :(

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AMM: What's better than serving up smiles?

Marzipan: Being dead or anything else.

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AMM: [Holding up picture book] Gravity, look! I found all three differences.

Gravity: Those are two completely different pictures.

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Gravity: You having trouble with that yogurt?

Nico: This lid is a fucking dickhead!

Gravity: [looking at Marzipan] Huh.. wonder where she got that from?

Marzipan: The fucking fridge you dickhead.

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You don't have to know me to know my greatness.

Gravity

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BEEP BEEP BEEP! All aboard the idiot wagon!

Marzipan

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Gravity: You know, I'm a Scorpio.

AMM: Really? I'm a Leo! There's a lot of compatibility there.

Gravity: AMM, be gay on your own time.

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Trust issues? [scoffs] Trust issues. Trust issues? I do not... [grunts]

Marzipan

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AMM: I made tea.

Marzipan: I don’t want tea.

AMM: I didn’t make tea for you… this is my tea.

Marzipan: Then why are you telling me?

AMM: It’s a conversation starter.

Marzipan: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

AMM: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.