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@incorrect2getherquotes
Little baby Phukong running up to New Big Brother Tine to rant about Mil being an absolute dick and Tine just goes
"He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone!"
And Phukong, fighting through tears, goes "I'm gone!"
And Tine, pissed that some hoe dares to hurt his new baby bro, hands Phukong a knife and screams "NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF!"
Man: So there's this book I've been reading about love and-
[Sarawat and Boss burst into tears of joy]
Man: woah what the fuck?
Sarawat: You finally learned how to read, bro?
Boss: Fucking proud friend right here.
Man: Y'ALL-
Man: I can't hold this in any longer. Type, I'm in love with you and I have been for these past few months. I never really believed in soulmates until I met you. I used to make fun of Sarawat for pining over a guy for a year, but when I first laid my eyes on you, I finally understood. I hope you feel the same way, and if you don't, it would still be an honor to be your friend.
Type, taking out one of his ear buds: What?
[Sarawat and Tine gets ambushed]
Guy: What are your names?!
Tine: Don't tell him Sarawat!
Guy: Sarawat.
Sarawat: Wow. Good job Tine.
Guy: and Tine.
Sarawat:
Sarawat: Fuck.
Boss, drunk as fuck: If cats knew what sin was, they wouldn't care.
Man, also drunk as fuck: I don't care either. Fuck trigonometry.
Type: Go fuck yourself!
Man: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Sarawat and Boss: Oooooooooh
Tine: Wait that's my brother-
Sarawat: Sleep on this small ass couch with me
Tine: Of course ♥️♥️♥️
[Sarawat and Tine cuddles]
Sarawat: :)
Tine: :)
Sarawat: Aight go back to bed. This shit's too small. I can't fucking sleep.
Props to 2Gether for having Tine not nail his performance and him being disappointed in it (and crying BRUH) bc in most shows, the main character usually nails shit theyre trying for the first time just because of 'hard work' and 'practice' and because their bae was there to support them.
Bro, 2gether slapped that shit and was like 'here's a piece of reality, bitch, enjoy seeing Tine cry' and honestly I'm so down with that (even though I did not like seeing Tine cry)
It would've been totally unrealistic for Tine to nail his performance but most shows would've done it. Most shows would've given us a montage of Tine murdering his fingers and slamming his guitar then show us Tine totally killing it on stage for idk inspiration??But that's not how it works and I'm glad 2gether had the courage to show us that.
It's okay to fail, my dudes. It's okay to be disappointed in something you put your heart and soul into, because next time you'll do better. Next time you'll know what the fuck is up. And that's okay.
Aight philosopher Fong out. Peace.
Tine: Brother, I'm gay.
Type: Good.
Type: *glances at Man*
Type: Because I think I am too.
Episode 10 confirmed that Sarawat is into BDSM. Ep. 11 will include a scene where Tine buys a whip because-
Mil: I like you...
Phukong: Holy shit that's awesome because I l-
Mil: As my brother.
Phukong:
Mil: :)
Phukong: Aight Im out
Mil: What? But-
Phukong: Fuck you I'm fucking done
That ManType scene reminded me a bit of TharnType except Type isn't homophobic and Man can actually keep it in his pants.
Neato
You know what'd be great?
If, since it was basically Man and Boss who asked Tine out for Sarawat, One Brain Cell squad would answer for Tine.
Like Tine just stares, unable to form words because his brain is too high on what's going on and too love struck, and out of nowhere Ohm, Phuak, and Fong comes out with a banjo or some shit and starts yodelling "Of course he'll go out with yooouuu"
Meanwhile P'Dim dies somewhere in the corner because what the fuck is going on?? And R.I.P Music Club.
Bruh. No one's talking enough about how Phukong went from letting Mil walk over him to breaking his goddamn leg and I admire that shit to the nth level
Phukong to Mil: Try walking over me now BITCH and also, Sarawat is my BROTHER and you're A DICK
Man: Dude don't be a pussy and just confess to Tine
Sarawat: Big words coming from the guy who couldn't even return a fucking pen to their crush despite going to insane lengths just to find them
Man:
Sarawat:
Man:
How tf did Sarawat make it to Tine's performance? I'd like to think the fucker rushed the doctor (ft. Man and Boss)
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Doctor: Okay, I'm gonna-
Sarawat: Quick. Take my X-ray. My boyfriend is playing for the first time on stage and I NEED to be there.
Doctor: Uhm. You can't rush-
Sarawat: OH MY GOD. JUST DO IT.
Doctor: I'm try-
Sarawat: *Tries to leave*
Doctor: NO. STAY. I NEED YOUR X-RAYS.
[Man and Boss breaks the door down, grabs Sarawat, then throws a poorly drawn picture of skeletons at the doctor]
Man: Anyways dude I have this crazy idea about how you ask Tine out
Boss: *whips out ukulele*
Man: Trust me when I say you will not get rejected
P'Dim: I'm praying to whatever deity exists out there that Tine does not fuck up whatever song he chooses to play and tarnish the reputation of our beloved music club.
[Next morning]
P'Dim: He's doing pretty good. Damn.
P'Dim: I guess my prayers were he-
Boss: *Shittily plays the ukulele*
Man: *to Tine* SARAWAT LOVES YOU BIIIITCCH
Man: AND HE AINT EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU
Man and Boss, together: BIIIIITCH
P'Dim: What. The. Actual. Fuck.