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Engineer: And now a little gay update from our Medic. How's it going, Doc?

Medic: *watching Heavy carry several crates at once* Getting gayer!

Engineer: Thank you, Doc.

Kankuro: So kiba broke up with me *sniff*

Temari: why... Why are you looking up?

Kankuro: I WANT TO CRY BUT MY FACEPAINT IS 48 DOLLARS

Skull: *sees Lucy and Lockwood cuddling on the sofa*

Skull: Oh, look at us we’re in love and happy and not dead inside

Skull: Get fucked, both of you

Marik: When you’ve been a Rare Hunter as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Bakura, walking past: Purple is not your colour.

Marik: PURPLE BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK-

Barnaby: “Uhh, hey buddy? Why’s your report card on the ceiling?”

Wally, with the most blank expression ever: “You said I need to bring my grades up.”

Barnaby: ...

Wally: ...

Barnaby: *nods* I did say that, let me-

Incorrect Quotes #45

Rollo: I want a church girl who go to church and read your bible

Maxie draws Angel

Angel: I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes let me see the product

5 year old Maxie: *picks up the paper sniffling*

Angel: *looks at the drawing* Is that me?

5 year old Maxie sniffling and on the verge of crying: *nods*

Angel trying his best not to laugh: No no it's nice it's so nice, oh I've never.. I've never looked better!

Husk: *laughing in the background*

Angel: Ooh where were you, where were you when it was time for senior photos?

5 year old Maxie about to cry: Papa I don't think it looks good!

Angel: it is fantastic, just tell ok! You know what? I've never seen nothing like this before I just want you to just keep up keep it up ok?

5 year old Maxie crying: Why was daddy laughing?

Angel: Daddy don't know what he's doing anyway! That's how you say that's a great drawing in French!

Husk: *wheezing*

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