Incorrect Three Billboards Quotes

Since almost everything has an incorrect quotes blog. It was figured that the 2017 film "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missuori" should get one. [Submissions are open]

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Dixon: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?

Mildred: Dixon, you ignorant slut!

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Dixon: I was so upset when my grandpa died.

Connelly: What happened to him?

Dixon: World War II.

Connelly: Died in battle?

Dixon: No. He was skiing in Vermont during World War II.

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Denise: Marijuana is a memory-loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

Dixon: I would remember.

Denise: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?

Dixon: That's not how it works.

Denise: Now, how do you know how it works?

Dixon: Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you!

Denise: No! You said I'd be conducting this interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

* Dixon looks bewildered *

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Dixon: I guess he's your new friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on 'Iago' you backstabber.

Mildred: I'm surprised you've read 'Othello'.

Dixon: What the hell is 'Othello'? I'm calling you the parrot from 'Aladdin'.