Incorrect 911 Nashville Quotes

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Roxie: You're turning to me in an emergency?

Ryan: Only because Blue has lost his mind because of his juice fast.

Blue: Hey!

Blue: ...

Blue: That's fair.

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Taylor: Hey, did you guys know that Blue had a best friend growing up named Sam?

Ryan: Was that the imaginary talking koala?

Taylor: No. He's a real person who apparently betrayed him.

Ryan: Yeah, so did the koala.

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Blue: You know what I hate?

Ryan: Big tobacco? The gun lobby? Rollerblades?

Blue: No, no, and kind of. I’m talking about seeing something in a TV show that would never happen in real life.

Ryan: Ah, gotcha. Understood. No need for an example.

Blue: Take Bugs Bunny.

Ryan: Not the glove thing again! Look he leaves the glove up in the air so the opera singer keeps singing then he goes and sends for some earmuffs-

Blue: No, I’m not talking about that. That’s clearly an example of exaggeration to make a comedic point. I’m talking about when Daffy keeps saying, “Shoot the rabbit” and Bugs keeps saying, “Shoot the duck” and Daffy keeps saying, “Shoot the rabbit” and Bugs keeps saying, “Shoot the duck” until eventually Bugs says, “Shoot the rabbit” and Daffy says, “Shoot the duck” and Daffy gets shot!

Ryan: …This been keeping you up nights?

Blue: It’s just that it would never work!

Ryan: Yes, it would.

Blue: No, it wouldn’t.

Ryan: Yes, it would.

Blue: No, it wouldn’t!

Ryan: No, it wouldn’t.

Blue: Yes, it would Ryan, stop fighting me on this!

Ryan: Alrighty then.

[Blue smirks then realizes what just happened]

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Taylor: What are you doing?

Blue: Eating, reading, watching television, listening to the radio. What does it look like I'm doing?

Taylor: Is that asparagus? I thought you hate asparagus.

Blue: I thought so, too, but I also thought my mother loved me, so what else am I wrong about?

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Ryan: Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals.

Roxie: That, and opposable thumbs. And pants.

Blue: Rollerblading!

Roxie: Any kind of bipedal locomotion.

Taylor: We can make fire. Animals can't make fire.

Blue: Well, if you don't count dragons.

Roxie: Actually... there's a lot that separates us from animals.

Ryan: You had me at pants.

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Don: Blue? Blue!

Roxie: Where could he be?

Taylor: [Whistles for him]

Ryan: ….Taylor, we’re looking for Blue, not Marmaduke.

Blue: [Appears out of nowhere] You whistled?

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Blue: Baby, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Taylor: Yeah, I know.

Blue: What do you mean you know?

Taylor: Look at you.

Blue: What you mean, look at me!?

Taylor: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

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Blue: Okay, if this is going to work, no more scams, no more cons, no more hustles, no more hoodwinks, no more gambits, no more stratagems, and no more bamboozles.

Dixie: I notice you left out flimflams.

Blue: No more flimflams!