MY INCORRECT ACADEMIA

My Hero Academia scenarios that never happened but might have. // Irregular posting

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Sero: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kaminari: *chugs entire bottle*

Kaminari: It’s perfume.

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Midoriya: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Bakugo: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Iida: You have to apologize to Midoriya!

Bakugo: Fine!

Bakugo: Unfuck you, or whatever!

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Aizawa: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Yaoyorozu: Have everyone stand.

Midoriya: Bring three more chairs!

Kaminari: The most important ones can sit down.

Bakugo: Kill three.

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Kaminari: Hey Iida.

Iida: Yes?

Kaminari: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Iida:

Iida: Where’s Kirishima?

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Bakugo: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Iida: Bakugo no.

Kaminari: Mistlefoe.

Iida: Please stop encouraging him.

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Kirishima: I told Bakugo his ears turn red when he lies.

Midoriya: Why?

Kirishima: Look.

Kirishima: Hey Bakugo! Do you love us?

Bakugo, covering his ears: No.

Midoriya:

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All Might, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, All For One.

All For One: How did you do that without turning around?

All Might: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Kaminari: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Sero: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kaminari: 47

Sero: That's not even close.

Kaminari: But it was fast.

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All Might: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Midoriya: How can you still say that?

All Might: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Kaminari: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sero: You're like 15 years old.

Kaminari: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Hawks: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways im bitches

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Bakugo: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Bakugo: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Spinner: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Dabi: I think you mean cards.

Spinner, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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*Midoriya and Bakugo skipping stones on a lake*

Midoriya: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Bakugo, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Dabi: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.