I’d be truly grateful if you could be so mean to me that I cry. If you wouldn’t mind, of course. I just haven’t had a good cry in a while and I find myself in dire need of one.
If you’re curious about me:
My name is Bub (no not really but you can call me that unless you prefer my actual name). I’m cis, I go by he/him/his. I’ve got brown eyes, black hair (it’s started going gray which is cool), and I’m pretty average height (you can ask if you’re that curious about the number). I’m bi but I think women are significantly smarter, prettier, and funnier than men (no offense to men, I still think you look pretty when you’re naked).
My family are my favorite people in the world (my siblings are my actual best friends). I love drugs (I mostly smoke weed and do ketamine, sometimes acid or shrooms, Molly a few times) but I’ll try not to romanticize my drug use (floating in the ocean on acid is one of my top ten experiences)
I consider my interests to be pretty stereotypical for a casual nerd/dork boy; I love movies especially Pan’s Labyrinth, the OT Star Wars, LotR, Jim Carrey’s Grinch, Face Off, Christopher Reeves Superman, and Godzilla. I’ve also been getting more into horror (I adore the Saw movies). I’m a moderate reader, I’ve been trying to catch up on The Stormlight Archive (Brandon Sanderson is such a phenomenal writer), and I have a special place in my heart for the Redwall books. I enjoy gaming but I’m usually playing (or replaying) RPGs like Mass Effect and Fable. I’ve dabbled in games like Smash Bros and Apex Legends but I’m terrible and I get so mad about losing all the time. I occasionally smoke a non-tobacco pipe because it makes me feel wise and wizardly.
I’ve been plagued by insecurity, anxiety, and depression since forever. Diagnosed ADHD ever since my first grade teacher announced my inability to see the board as my being willfully disrespectful and subsequently forcing my parents to get me tested (nobody figured out I needed glasses for another 5 years, probably because I’m admittedly pretty willful and disrespectful).
I’m an old and very boring loser who dropped out of college and is still trying to work up the courage to try again. I’d love to be a writer but I don’t have the brains or the courage for it. I live in the US on the East Coast with my mom and my sister. I spend most of my time reading escapist fiction or playing games (I just started reading Hyperion and I’m currently re-playing Mass Effect)
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