My name is Bub (no not really but that’s the only thing you’re allowed to call me). I'm cis, I go by he/him/his. I've got brown eyes, black hair (it's started going gray which is cool), and I'm pretty average height (you can ask if you're that curious about the number). I'm bi but I think women are significantly smarter, prettier, and funnier than men (no offense to men, I still think you look pretty when you're naked).
My family are my favorite people in the world (my siblings are my actual best friends).
I consider my interests to be pretty stereotypical for a casual nerd/dork boy; I love movies especially Pan's Labyrinth, the OT Star Wars, LotR, Jim Carrey's Grinch, Face Off, Christopher Reeves Superman, and Godzilla. l've also been getting more into horror (I adore the Saw movies). I'm a moderate reader, l've been trying to catch up on The Stormlight Archive (Brandon Sanderson is such a phenomenal writer), and I have a special place in my heart for the Redwall books. I enjoy gaming but I'm usually playing (or replaying) RPGs like Mass Effect and Fable. l've dabbled in games like Smash Bros and Apex Legends but I'm terrible and I get so mad about losing all the time. I occasionally smoke a non-tobacco pipe because it makes me feel wise and wizardly.
I've been plagued by insecurity, anxiety, and depression since forever. Diagnosed ADHD ever since my first grade teacher announced my inability to see the board as my being willfully disrespectful and subsequently forcing my parents to get me tested (nobody figured out I needed glasses for another 5 years, probably because I'm admittedly pretty willful and disrespectful).
I'm an old man who dropped out of college and is still trying to work up the courage to try again. I'd love to be a writer but I don't have the bravery for it. I live in the US on the East Coast with my mom and my sister. I spend most of my time reading escapist fiction or playing games (I just started reading Hyperion and I'm currently replaying Mass Effect)
I’m very much a gross depraved pervert and I’m getting worse every day 😘
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