incorrect aerti quotes

but also all kinds of aerti memes

[incorrectaerti]

Tifa: I have this urge to do something stupid.

Aerith: I'm stupid, do me.

Tifa:

Cloud:

Barret:

Aerith: Did I say that out loud?

[incorrect-ffvii-quotes]

Tifa: What would you like for your birthday?

Aerith: Cake.

Tifa: Okay! No problem. I can bake you a ca—

Aerith: Not that kind.

[incorrectaerti]

Aerith: I lost my girlfriend Tifa, can you help me find her?

NPC: What does she look like?

Aerith, crying: beautiful

[incorrect-ffvii-quotes]

[incorrect-ffvii-quotes]

Aerith: One time I invited Tifa over and we got high and I sat down and explained the entire story of the Planet and the Cetra for 45 minutes and she still had sex with me it was unbelievable.

[incorrect-ffvii-quotes]

Cid: So. With Aerith, eh?

Tifa: Pardon?

Cid: You and Aerith. Rolling your oats.

Tifa: I don't know—

Cid: Polishing the footstones.

Tifa: ... what you're—

Cid: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.

Tifa: What are you going on about?!

Cid: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.

Tifa: Are you just making these up right now?

Cid: Nope. Been saving 'em.

[incorrect-ffvii-quotes]

Tifa: Watch where you're pointing that thing!

Aerith: Dirty.

Tifa: I meant your staff!

[incorrectaerti]

Aerith: being gay isn't a choice.

Aerith, holding Tifa's hand like a trophy: it's a game and I'm winning

[incorrectaerti]

Tifa: wait, did you just flirt with me?

Aerith: have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

[incorrect-ffvii-quotes]

Tifa, trying to flirt: Your legs look great in those pants.

Aerith, flirting back: You should see me without them.

Tifa:

Tifa: Why would you take your legs off?

[incorrectaerti]

Tifa: Aerith and I slept together.

Cloud: And?

Tifa: I thought you would be a little more shocked.

Cloud: Oh, sorry.

Cloud, in a shocked voice: And?!

[incorrectaerti]

Tifa: I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes.

Aerith: I don't send half-assed nudes. Go big or go home.

[incorrect-ffvii-quotes]

Cloud: I can’t believe you and Tifa broke the bed.

Yuffie: You guys must have gotten pretty wild.

Aerith: Yeah…

[Previous Night]

Tifa: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

[incorrectaerti]

Tifa: if I died, how much would you miss me?

Aerith: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[incorrectaerti]

Cloud, storming in: Your wife is bonkers!

Tifa: Yeah, but she's cute.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Tifa: *propping her feet on a table* So, I heard you like bad girls.

Aerith: What??? No?

Tifa: *immediately taking her feet off the table* Oh thank god, that felt terrible.

[incorrectaerti]

Aerith: I've been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for years now. Still no response...

Tifa: Wow, they sound stupid.

Aerith: But they're not! They're really smart, actually. Just...dense.

Tifa: Maybe you need to be more obvious. Like I don't know..."HEY! I LOVE YOU!!"

Aerith: Maybe you're right...

Aerith: Tifa, I love you.

Tifa: See? Just say that!

Aerith:

Tifa: If that flies over their head, they're way too dumb for you.