nobody in AI is Straight

ayre and rebekah are back at it with a quote blog nobody asked for

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johnny x st jimmy x whatsername, thoughts?

johnny/st jimmy is basically canon, and johnny/whatsername Is canon but whatsername would hate st jimmy- she wouldnt see him as the savior and friend that johnny does, and would see him only as the man who manipulated and hurt johnny and, by extension, her

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tunny x will - thoughts?

i, mod johnny, have requested thoughts from mod will and we have both decided it is Good. when your boyfriend goes off to war and you have to stay home with your child (assuming heather is happy with rock and roll boyfriend in this au of sorts) and hope he comes home. 

ironically enough i’m actually a johnny x tunny stan but Mod Will is Not

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i didnt say it was good i said i could vibe with it

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tunny x will - thoughts?

i, mod johnny, have requested thoughts from mod will and we have both decided it is Good. when your boyfriend goes off to war and you have to stay home with your child (assuming heather is happy with rock and roll boyfriend in this au of sorts) and hope he comes home. 

ironically enough i’m actually a johnny x tunny stan but Mod Will is Not

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johnny: self care is officially over, ladies. we’re doing drugs again.

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will is holding the trashcan on the left

johnny is throwing the thing

and tunny is in the nike hoodie

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johnny: is there another word for horny, but not in a sexual way?

johnny: like i'm horny for halloween, but i don't want to fuck a pumpkin, you know?

st jimmy, carving a cynlindrical hole in a pumpkin: you don't?

whatsername: do you mean excited?

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will: johnny could use some prozac

st. jimmy: or heavy drugs

tunny: or group hugs

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Whatsername: I’m pansexual, which means you’re all at risk.

Whatsername, pointing at Heather: I’ll start with you and work around.

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johnny [trying to clean his clothes]: hey, where’s the laundry sauce?

will: …The what?

johnny: Y’know… clothes marinade? Fabric juice?

will:

will: The… the detergent?

johnny: Yeah, the outfit soup, where is it?

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will: what number am i thinking of?

johnny, smoking a blunt: 420?

will: what? of course not. i'm not that immature. tunny, guess. and be serious about it.

tunny: is it 69?

will: yeah it's 69

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will: where's johnny?

heather: off disappointing jesus

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johnny, to jimmy: is that a knife in your pocket or are you just - oh fuck it’s a knife

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tunny: hey i think i have a problem 

extraordinary girl: don’t say that. your problems are my problems, okay? we’re in this together, always; through thick and thin. so the next time say “hey, i think we have a problem,” okay? <3 

tunny: thats so sweet of you okay i will <3 

tunny: so WE fucked johnny.

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st. jimmy: if im not masc then explain THIS *uses pocketknife to open beer can because his nails are wet*