what happens in pars

what do you mean, this wasn't what they said? QUEUE: ON SUBMISSIONS: OPEN ASKS: OPEN

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Arlsan: [pushing his way through a crowd] Excuse me... Pardon me, please, it's important... Daryun, please?

Daryun: EVERYBODY MOVE!

[everybody clears a path]

Arslan: Thank you.

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Arslan: You got a lot to offer Alfarid. You're brave, you're smart --

Farangis: You're a great fighter, you've got some good ideas --

Elam: ...

Elam: Oh, did you want me to say something? You have ree hair, your name is Alfarid.

Alfarid: Thanks, Elam.

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Arslan: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Farangis and Gieve: [in the background] Would you like to stay forever?

Etoile: Dinner would be great.

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Daryun: Now, let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?

Narsus: I get Elam and have him make me one.

Daryun: Okay, yes. But Elam's not there.

Arslan: Where's Elam?

Daryun: It's not important where he is. He's gone. He left the country.

Arslan: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?

Daryun: Yes, he's fine.

Narsus: Well, if he's fine, I don't see why he couldn't make me a sandwich.

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Kubard: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Shapur: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

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Gieve: Punch me in the face.

Farangis: Punch you in the face?

Gieve: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Farangis: I always hear "Punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext

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Hilmes: I bet you an arm and a leg, Zandeh, that he has no idea what today is.

Arzhang: That's not particularly wise of you to wage your lovely extremities, Your Highness.

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My mother always told me ‘you have to pick your battles’. Well I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.

Daryun, most likely (via incorrectarslansenki)

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Gieve: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.

Isfan: Waste of a good hatchet.

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I'm the true king of Pars. I took a blood test.

Hilmes

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Arslan: Why me?

Elam: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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Gieve: I must be an adventurer.

Isfan: [laughs] No, you're not.

Gieve: What? I have a bow and arrow. And a cool questing outfit. And a man servant.

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Isfan: You have illegal contacts?

Gieve: You don't?

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Daryun: Did you ever think I'd be giving emotional advice to a genius?

Narsus: It's the blind leaving the blind.

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Isfan: I worry about his maturity level.

Narsus: Don't, Elam is very responsible.

Isfan: I was talking about Gieve.

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Daryun: Farangis, keep an eye on Gieve today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Farangis: Sure, I'd love to see Gieve get punched.

Daryun: Try again.

Farangis: I will stop Gieve from getting punched.

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Because my identity is intellect, yours is strength.

Narsus, to Daryun probably