Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes blog, for the characters of ATDHQ

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Eva: It takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

James: Once my sister forgot me on another planet.

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Spencer, holding up a mop: Rebecca, what is this?

Rebecca: ...a mop?

Spencer: Alright, Marella, tell her what you think it is.

Marella: ...a wet broom.

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Dominic: If we do this, we do it my way.

*(twenty minutes later)*

*(explosions, corpses & debris fly through the air)*

Dominic: OKAY, maybe I should be more open to ideas.

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Lexa: What's it like being the leader of the VK Mafia?

Axel: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.

Lexa: Okay.

Axel: Now throw that idea out the window.

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Iris: I can't keep secrets from Eddie. He's been known to use physical torture.

Cora: He tickles you.

Iris: *(shudders)*

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Officer: You're under arrest for attempting to carry seven people on a single motorcycle.

Margo: Aw, shit. Wait, did you say seven?

Officer: Yes, seven.

Axel: Oh my god.

Dexter: Shit.

Harold: ZEVON FELL OFF!

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Jini: I just found out my dad isn't really my dad.

Sam: Your dad... the smokey blue genie...

Jini: Mhm.

Sam: ...That must have been quite a shock.

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*(On the Mad Tea Party at Disney)*

Fearsome Four: *(spinning slowly and enjoying the ride, having a conversation)*

VK Mafia: *(speeding past them, spinning as fast as they possibly can, screaming)*

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Marella, taping a small knife to a roomba: Be free, my child, be free.

Spencer, coming into the room with a small cut on his ankle: WHO THE FUCK--

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Axel, on the phone with Harold: Uh, I can't come, sorry.

Harold: Why not?

Axel: Crystal, Margo, Zevon, and Stephanie are all in the hospital.

Harold: Oh, damn, what happened?!

Axel: Varying degrees of idiocy.

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Emma: Gonna go stand in a creek, do you guys need anything?

Charity: Yeah, I need you to find a leaf and gently set it in the water and watch solemnly as it floats away.

Emma: Finally, a reasonable request.

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*(After a spell)*

Tayen: I apologize for anything I might have done. I was not myself.

Victoria: I apologize for punching you in the face. I was entirely myself.

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Lillian: *(gesturing to the wall)* Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Ethan: ...are those all pictures of you...?

Lillian: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Eva: Hello?

James: It's James.

Eva: What did he do this time?

James: No, it's me, James.

Eva: What did you do this time?

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Altair: Attention, everyone! Since there are children here *(gestures to Genevieve)* Fairy Godmother has banned all swearing

Margo: Heck

Altair: What the fuck did you just say?

Altair: Shit

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Crystal: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would Axel, Zevon, and Harold do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.

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James: I have an idea!

Tayen: ...

James: I HAVE an IDEA!

Tayen: Yeah, I heard you the first time James, I was just ignoring you.