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James: Once my sister forgot me on another planet.

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Eva: It takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
James: Once my sister forgot me on another planet.
Spencer, holding up a mop: Rebecca, what is this?
Rebecca: ...a mop?
Spencer: Alright, Marella, tell her what you think it is.
Marella: ...a wet broom.
Dominic: If we do this, we do it my way.
*(twenty minutes later)*
*(explosions, corpses & debris fly through the air)*
Dominic: OKAY, maybe I should be more open to ideas.
Lexa: What's it like being the leader of the VK Mafia?
Axel: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Lexa: Okay.
Axel: Now throw that idea out the window.
Iris: I can't keep secrets from Eddie. He's been known to use physical torture.
Cora: He tickles you.
Iris: *(shudders)*
Officer: You're under arrest for attempting to carry seven people on a single motorcycle.
Margo: Aw, shit. Wait, did you say seven?
Officer: Yes, seven.
Axel: Oh my god.
Dexter: Shit.
Harold: ZEVON FELL OFF!
Jini: I just found out my dad isn't really my dad.
Sam: Your dad... the smokey blue genie...
Jini: Mhm.
Sam: ...That must have been quite a shock.
*(On the Mad Tea Party at Disney)*
Fearsome Four: *(spinning slowly and enjoying the ride, having a conversation)*
VK Mafia: *(speeding past them, spinning as fast as they possibly can, screaming)*
Marella, taping a small knife to a roomba: Be free, my child, be free.
Spencer, coming into the room with a small cut on his ankle: WHO THE FUCK--
Axel, on the phone with Harold: Uh, I can't come, sorry.
Harold: Why not?
Axel: Crystal, Margo, Zevon, and Stephanie are all in the hospital.
Harold: Oh, damn, what happened?!
Axel: Varying degrees of idiocy.
Emma: Gonna go stand in a creek, do you guys need anything?
Charity: Yeah, I need you to find a leaf and gently set it in the water and watch solemnly as it floats away.
Emma: Finally, a reasonable request.
*(After a spell)*
Tayen: I apologize for anything I might have done. I was not myself.
Victoria: I apologize for punching you in the face. I was entirely myself.
Lillian: *(gesturing to the wall)* Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Ethan: ...are those all pictures of you...?
Lillian: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Eva: Hello?
James: It's James.
Eva: What did he do this time?
James: No, it's me, James.
Eva: What did you do this time?
Altair: Attention, everyone! Since there are children here *(gestures to Genevieve)* Fairy Godmother has banned all swearing
Margo: Heck
Altair: What the fuck did you just say?
Altair: Shit
Crystal: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would Axel, Zevon, and Harold do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.
James: I have an idea!
Tayen: ...
James: I HAVE an IDEA!
Tayen: Yeah, I heard you the first time James, I was just ignoring you.