yeah of course these are true!

EVERY rm fan that interacts with my posts owes me €100 and a handwritten apology in red ink

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Lucas: Gabi, I should have listened to you.

Gabi: Yeah, everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.

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Simeone: Chicos, please. I don't have a favorite.

Antoine: Why the hell not?

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Koke: You're my best friend. Last year, we shared a toothbrush.

Antoine: I was not aware of that.

Koke: We did.

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Godín: Where are you going?

Josema: To either get ice-cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.

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Saúl: [signs official document with a glitter pen]

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Burgos: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Cholo: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Burgos: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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We post a video of the starting XI to remind the opponent that not only are the players good, they are also hot.

Diego Simeone (via incorrectatletiquotes)

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arda: how did you find me?

gabi: oh, it was easy. i just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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giménez: have I ever let you down?

jan: do you want me to answer that, or shall i just glare?

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stefan: what you're doing is wrong.

giménez: i'm not taking advice from you. you pronounce the "g" in lasagna.

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Something smells peligrosamente preparada around here.

Diego Simeone

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Godín: Think of the funniest thing ever.

Saúl: Got it.

Godín: Now double it.

Saúl: A chimpanzee with TWO tuxedos!?

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koke :You're so tall, Jan. What can you see up there?

jan: Everyone's flaws.

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since when is babysitting saúl my- oh my god, that’s my exact job.

germán burgos (via incorrectatletiquotes)

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antoine: *takes a deep breath*

antoine: i lo-

the entire squad of atleti, the coaching staff, every employee: yes, you love cholo, we know, you love cholo so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love cholo, we KNOW, you love cholo you fucking love cholo ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CHOLO. WE GET IT.

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i am what the kids call a Cool Soccer Dad

tiago (via incorrectatletiquotes)

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koke: but it hurts my koke's apple!

gabi: okay, for the last time, it's not named after each individual man.