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I asked ChatGPT to write me a horror story with chocolate and TV.

The result:

“It was a dark and stormy night, and Sarah was home alone. Her parents had gone out of town for the weekend, leaving her to fend for herself. As she sat on the couch, snacking on some chocolate and watching TV, she began to feel uneasy.

Suddenly, the TV screen flickered and went black. Sarah tried to turn it back on, but it wouldn't respond. She got up to check the cords and plug, but everything seemed to be fine. That's when she noticed that the chocolate bar she had been eating was missing a few pieces.

She shrugged it off and went back to the couch, hoping the TV would start working again. But as she sat down, she heard a strange noise coming from the kitchen. It sounded like something was moving around in the cabinets.

Sarah slowly walked over to the kitchen and opened the cabinets. To her horror, she saw that her chocolate stash had been completely emptied. But what scared her even more was the fact that there was a dark, gooey substance smeared all over the counters and floor.

Suddenly, the TV flickered back on, and a grainy, distorted image of a figure appeared on the screen. Sarah could barely make out the features of the figure, but it appeared to be made entirely out of chocolate.

The figure began to speak, in a voice that was low and raspy. "You have eaten my brethren," it said. "Now, I will consume you."

Sarah tried to run out of the house, but the doors and windows were all locked from the inside. She was trapped, with the chocolate creature closing in on her. As it approached, it began to grow, towering over her with its massive, chocolatey body.

Sarah screamed and closed her eyes, bracing herself for the worst. But when she opened them again, she found herself lying on the couch, with the TV working perfectly fine.

She thought it was all just a nightmare, until she noticed a half-eaten chocolate bar on the coffee table. And as she took a closer look, she saw that there was a small, sinister smiley face carved into one of the pieces.”

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Sports with balls are fun

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okay i know this is absurd but i saw your 7 years old post i have just started to watch the downton so i was looking it up on tumblr and i came accross with the your post :DAbout Yaşar Kemal(the writer)+ Orhan Pamuk(the writer)= Kemal Pamuk I think the name Kemal comes from Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (the founder ofRepublic of Turkey) also in those years Turkish people didnt have a lastname :/ so yeah have a nice day:)

You’re right about Turkish people not having a surname :D But this is a show from/for the western world so it’s possible they didn’t just want to use Efendi or Bey :D

I’ve been away from tumblr for many many months (maybe a year?) and I forgot about flagged posts and didn’t know that we could see our own flagged ones. I see that one of the flagged posts is a very embarrasing Noaire one understandably lol but why was this one flagged though? And wow, I used to watch this show, it feels like it’s been ages since i watched an episode.

So....the real question is....Will this post get flagged too?????

#noaire #good times #hawaii five 0 #alex o'loughlin #stop flagging my shit #flagged #heroes #otp flagging is a crime which should be punished by spanking

...but why?

#i don't know what this is #chernobyl #jared harris #i didn't make this #internet is weird #valeri legasov

centaurianthropology

No, but seriously, do you know how amazing Vincent Price is?

Not just as an actor, although he was a blast to watch in everything he did. He’s one of those actors who’s just clearly having a whale of a time, no matter how bad the film is. He’s just genuinely happy to be there (it makes his villains a particular delight, and he played a LOT of them).

But did you know that he was also on the PFLAG board after his daughter came out to him? And that he was one of the earliest celebrities to speak out against the silence surrounding the AIDS epidemic?

Did you know that when his daughter came out to him, he admitted to her that it had been difficult for him during his first two marriages, because his wives had not been pleased to find out that their husband was just as interested in men as they were?

That’s right, kids, Vincent Price was BISEXUAL AS FUCK, and it was one of those open Hollywood secrets. And his wife Coral Browne? The one he grew old with and wrote cookbooks with and was basically ridiculously sweet with?

Also bisexual as fuck. They were the queer power couple of Hollywood in the 70s. His daughter, Victoria, grew up around Rock Hudson and members of the LGBT community. When she came out, Vincent Price became a board member of PFLAG and was just about the most accepting and awesome dad.

Did you know that Vincent Price played Oscar Wilde in a one-man play, and when it was denounced by anti-gay activist Anita Bryant, he dismissed her right back, saying that Oscar Wilde had already come up with a term for her: a Woman of No Importance? Because Vincent Price was deliciously witty and an awesome person.

Let me conclude with a quote from his daughter (from this article, where I got a lot of this information):

‘“In a funny way, and I think I’m going to cry, he understood me at 22 better than I understood myself then,” Price concluded. “Of course, he was in his 70s and lived a hell of a lot longer than I had, and he understood that at the end of the day it’s about who and what and how we love. And I have not been a person who has been very successful at conventional relationships, but loving well and loving deeply has been the most important thing to me.”’